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He/Him. Bi-Himbo caffeinated designer & illustrator. Enjoying art, design, games, music, and politics with a pot of coffee in hand. email: [email protected] cristianmaynez.com
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Loki for President "America, if I were your President, I'd have the guts to lie right to your face." #Marvel #MarvelRivals #Loki #illustration #art #digitalart

Logan #Marvel #Xmen

Got followed for about 2 blocks. They were saying something but my headphones were on. I finally pulled out my phone to record and as soon as i did the cop driving the car blew me a kiss and drove off. Only to drive past me 6 more times on my walk. Fuck cops. Fuck cpd. Fuck these pieces of shit.

WHY DON'T WE JUST RELAX AND TURN ON THE RADIO. WOULD YOU LIKE AM OR FMMNM?!

Guys who play Spider-Man as their main stop being cringe challenge (Impossible) #MarvelRivals

Now that we got our Chicago-based Pope, this is the time to expand the Portillos franchise in Vatican and declare Malort as the new holy water

Now I can enjoy life peacefully #MarvelRivals

"You can't just like every horny art post of a cryptid but attractive androgynous creature or figure and reply with 'would'." Me:

"This person you're seeing has a dick, bro. That's pretty ga-" DICK IS DICK, ASS IS ASS, THUSSY IS THUSSY AND HOLE IS HOLE. WHO CARES. MY DATE IS CUTE AND FUNNY AND DONT CARE WHATS UNDER, ITS GOING IN EITHER WAY IN MY MOU-!"

Your feeble skills are no match for the power of the Dark Side and this gun that I picked up

Emperor Palpatine with a gun in #Fortnite

People going tryhard with the Hulk, Namor, and Iron Man meta in a Quick Play is some loser type shit. Because what the fuck is a casual player suppose to do there going against some higher ranked guys making the matches completely miserable?

The Things getting a beach skin and he's gonna be called The Thong #Rivals

Oh cool, so they're tying fentanyl to medications now.

Shoutout to the theatre staff who complimented my date's dress and told her she was pretty. It made her very happy for the rest of the night.

Never knew I could find a girl who's likes getting freaky in an empty movie theatre on a date

A Bridget on the beach could fix me.

All of that time he could've used to read what I shared to help give him a bigger picture of the situation. Instead, he reposts the same YT link because that fits his narrative more conveniently. Oh well. I tried.

I really enjoy that squirrel girl is the literally embodiment of a walking mortar shooting explosive nuts across the map and I see my kill feeds slowly growing

Never have I clenched my cheeks so hard making a huge comeback win. Support dont get enough love sometimes. I love and hate Rivals. #marvelrivals

I think this says it all 🏳️‍⚧️ #Transrights #Humanrights

What's wild about the whole gamersupps thing is that a lot of right-wingers despise Vtubers who think theyre not as profitable, so they accuse Jocat of virtue signaling. The thing is, they're unable to see that this is the same company that SPONSORS VTUBERS & MAKE VTUBING CONTENT ON THEIR SITE!!!

Jocat can't seem to catch a break from these right wing weirdos

Im not sure how Namor is portrayed in the comics, but he definitely acts like the type of dude to be in the manosphere culture who listens to bro/masculinity podcasts

There's a certain minority group of gay twitter who like being in their mean girl eras talking down trans and bisexual people and it really exposes their insecurities. Like damn don't get mad at cuz I can fuck their mom and dads. We should have other things worth focusing on than this.

Happy Easter to all the bun boys, girls and nonbinaries pals #easter

I refuse to believe any of these two are real people and are actually AI generated, there is just no way right???

On top of having thunder thighs. #Rivals #EmmaFrost

Fellas, Is it gay to be boys?

We should take notes from the Germans in that fighting against the whole world at the same time is not a great idea...

Jeff the Land Shark may look like an adorable lil goblin, but underneath him is a bottomless void of evil