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My posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:yoj4rc22jqmq2u5u4evilqq5/lists/3lb745yax7l2l 🧿🧿🧿 I talk to myself. Antisocial social INTJ Dork. Weirdo. Loves horror. Likes to drink. 18+ NOT a cereal killer Cm0nster "Lolly" on Twitter
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What if I dally your dilly?

Kindness is so rare, it’s often mistaken for desire. It’s no wonder people have become so bitter and rude.

Still alive

I actually am, in fact, too proud to beg

an unaffectionate person can do nothing for me but rot in hell.

There’s a strange kind of peace that comes when you stop searching for the answers you’ll never get.

There's a full blood moon and a lunar eclipse tomorrow in Virgo

Sorry, did you say your pronouns were HeMan

Welcome back everybody is apparently not a good way to start a speech... ...if you're the best man at your mate's second wedding.

[coming up on Democracy Now!] “Well folks. About that democracy…”

Message received and accepted.

🔃 Celebrating the strength, resilience, and passion of Latina women who continue to inspire and lead with grace. Your voice, culture, and dreams shape the world in powerful ways. ¡Feliz Mes de la Mujer! #LatinaPower #WomenOfStrength #HispanicHeritage

Really doing a great job #KRASNOV. If Biden was in your position you’d be calling for his resignation…EVERYONE knows that to be true. Do us all a favor & GO AWAY! #Ftrump

You might think it would be antithetical to decrease the value of the dollar when you're trying to be rich but...

The sweetest! I want to hug him. 🥰

Don't mind me if I yawn And yawn And yawn And yawn.....

So like will he not be satisfied till the dollar is below the ruble?

It's crazy to realize that the only qualifications to get people to follow you is to be a rich white man.

What if the golf is causing the fires?

If you haven't seen it, Paradise on Hulu is SO GOOD

they’ve just been trying to get reactions from me, i’m unfazed

if you want a real man to chase you, date a professional tag player.

I’m tired as hell.

This water park blaring “Broken Wings” by Mister Mister really know how to get the young folks motivated.

I'm just swiping on millionaires cause I know it won't happen.

Happy Women's Day today and always to all the ladies out there.

Like how is this possible?

in the background of the violence of my heart plays a love song

Saying “I love you,” and actually living “I love you” are two separate things.

narcissists fake their commitment to isolate you away from friends and family.

the covert narcissist is always watching you, monitoring your every move to lovebomb you.

Guy at the grocery store flew back away from me when our eyes met. My power is increasing!

Saw some dimwit with a "Support Trump" table on the side of the road. Like, did they not notice he's President?

Two moments of okay.....

you’re in her DMs. she’s sending me self-destructing messages like Chief Quimby.

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Guy ended a chat cause I didn't answer him back fast enough. I did tell him I would be back later. (I wasn't feeling good). Guess I can make this a test. LMAO.

Don’t be dumb

If you don't practice what you preach, keep your sermons to yourself. ☝🏻