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U.S. Expat in Canada. Husband, Father. Baseball is life. 🌊🌊🌊 Protesting is good, but only voting will help end this nightmare.

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How did 77 million people vote for Omar Tariff?

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The U.S. ended up being one year and one condom short of making it to its 250th birthday.

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I eat eggs three times a week. Does that make me upper middle class?

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RFK Jr. on vaccines: "My father and uncle took shots, and died as a result."

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I dumped the gold in the Gulf of Canada.

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Happy birthday to the flag that truly represents freedom and independence!

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MAGA conundrum: Which bathroom to use on a Trans Atlantic flight.

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Trump: “It’s much colder in Canada than in the U.S. They’d have to be stupid to not want to be a state.”

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Hegseth: “It isn’t over! Nothing’s over until we say it’s over. Was it over when we got bombed at the Pearl Harbor Tavern?”

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The City of Toronto gives grants to transportation companies that use electric vehicles. There is a proposal, likely to pass, to except Teslas from this grant.

submitted 115 days ago • 1 comment

Government funded cancer research is keeping my wife alive.

submitted 117 days ago • 1 comment

Maybe he’ll choke on a hotdog. You know the saying, “Any given Sunday.”

submitted 119 days ago • 1 comment

I don’t care who wins tonight as long as Trump has a shitty time.

submitted 119 days ago • 1 comment

I hear there will be 2 blimps at the Superbowl.

submitted 120 days ago • 0 comments

I’m eating greasy fried stuff from now on. Evidently, this cholesterol kills thing is bullshit or he’d be dead.

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When Trump is up the river you will see, the United States will be free.

submitted 121 days ago • 1 comment

Let me know when the Democrats have something more than “This isn’t fair.”

submitted 123 days ago • 1 comment

Trump and Musk to create a Department of Redundancy Department.

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Trump: “Stop testing for bird flu and there will be no cases.”

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Trump wants to build an oceanfront golf course in Gaza because he’s used to playing out of the sand.

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It pisses me off that pollsters and networks are doing approval ratings for Elon Musk.

submitted 123 days ago • 2 comments

To all the far leftists who say the U.S. isn’t Donald Trump, I have news for you. Israel isn’t Netanyahu either.

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Trudeau screwed Trump and Melania.

submitted 125 days ago • 1 comment

Wiarton Willie can kick Punxsutawney Phil’s ratty little ass any day of the week. I don’t think I’m talking about groundhogs.

submitted 126 days ago • 0 comments

Trump is pissed off because the Canadian side of Niagara Falls is much nicer.

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Too bad Trudeau can’t take economic aim at people who chose not to vote.

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I woke up in Canada this morning. The sun is shining, the birds are chirping, and the kids are playing. Oh yeah, fuck Trump.

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Public Service Announcement: It’s O’ Canada, not Oh, Canada.

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How did 77 million people vote for Omar Tariff?

The U.S. ended up being one year and one condom short of making it to its 250th birthday.

I eat eggs three times a week. Does that make me upper middle class?

RFK Jr. on vaccines: "My father and uncle took shots, and died as a result."

I dumped the gold in the Gulf of Canada.

Happy birthday to the flag that truly represents freedom and independence!

MAGA conundrum: Which bathroom to use on a Trans Atlantic flight.

Trump: “It’s much colder in Canada than in the U.S. They’d have to be stupid to not want to be a state.”

Hegseth: “It isn’t over! Nothing’s over until we say it’s over. Was it over when we got bombed at the Pearl Harbor Tavern?”

The City of Toronto gives grants to transportation companies that use electric vehicles. There is a proposal, likely to pass, to except Teslas from this grant.

Government funded cancer research is keeping my wife alive.

Maybe he’ll choke on a hotdog. You know the saying, “Any given Sunday.”

I don’t care who wins tonight as long as Trump has a shitty time.

I hear there will be 2 blimps at the Superbowl.

I’m eating greasy fried stuff from now on. Evidently, this cholesterol kills thing is bullshit or he’d be dead.

When Trump is up the river you will see, the United States will be free.

Let me know when the Democrats have something more than “This isn’t fair.”

Trump and Musk to create a Department of Redundancy Department.

Trump: “Stop testing for bird flu and there will be no cases.”

Trump wants to build an oceanfront golf course in Gaza because he’s used to playing out of the sand.

It pisses me off that pollsters and networks are doing approval ratings for Elon Musk.

To all the far leftists who say the U.S. isn’t Donald Trump, I have news for you. Israel isn’t Netanyahu either.

Trudeau screwed Trump and Melania.

Wiarton Willie can kick Punxsutawney Phil’s ratty little ass any day of the week. I don’t think I’m talking about groundhogs.

Trump is pissed off because the Canadian side of Niagara Falls is much nicer.

Too bad Trudeau can’t take economic aim at people who chose not to vote.

I woke up in Canada this morning. The sun is shining, the birds are chirping, and the kids are playing. Oh yeah, fuck Trump.

Public Service Announcement: It’s O’ Canada, not Oh, Canada.

Only believe the Canadian groundhog. The U.S. one is a lying piece of shit. No, I’m not really talking about groundhogs.

Trudeau has answered more questions tonight than Trump has in both terms total.

The G7 meets in Canada in June. Trump not welcome.