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Alice Roberts
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I need Jerry Signfeld to make a movie about flamin hot Cheetos those things are delicious

@steveaustin1.bsky.social Cole Stone I love you man please show me how to do the stun gun

Does Adrian Dirtman have an account here? Seems like a swell guy

@frankcollins10.bsky.social can you operate on me? My intestents hurt

I'm gonna start Flusky where it's only MFs that are sick and coughy

@kevincostaer.bsky.social please put me in one of your moovies and also don't be a phony like Jonathan Depp

@lorrainej231.bsky.social I don't have a good feeling about u

THE JOHNNY DEPPS ACCOUNT WAS A FRAUD?????!!!!

@johnnydeppx.bsky.social please put me in one of your moovies

@hannaken.bsky.social I need$5 worth of bipcoin

LMAO

@fincier.com fix my money please

Johnny Depp is following me, I don't have to listen to any of you motherfuckers ever again. I'm doing something right

I like the idea that Jose is short for Josephine. Follow me for more awesome observations

My dream team of Twitter-to-blue sky converts include Bomani Jones, Josefine Forker, Abe Lincoln (parody), Jack Nicholson (parody), Jack Nicklaus (parody), Arnold Palmer's dong (parody), and the guy from the bachelor

Where are all the bots? I need some goddamn likes and rebluskies up in here I don't care if they're real or not

AITA: I am a fucking asshole

What is a Beeth Oven?

This is better then twibber already