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Lil buddy. 🥹 Photo from my collection, 1966.

the pope is woke. rejoice

wow

kitchen the been next Jeff

do it tremble

gah

i think i may be making a great mistake soon

what?

fungus grows and grows and it gets big!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

at the Easter Bunny ..... things go on.

time is flies

getting freaky with the totem lathe

I,M ON A STREAK

what a doozy

asbestos confetti is my calling card

crab routine 🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀

you KNOW im on that grind. you KNOW it. you GOTTA KNOW it the grind is that im on it so much

what is there

grumbling rumbling deep in the earth. the tectonic plates are hungry

losing it

losing it? nah, i winning it 😛

arr matey. the x it marks the spot. the spot to be to feel the glee!!!!! X <----- be full o joy as you retain knowledge of this very marked spot !

mischievous Green boy

idk who needs to see this but here is the photo that appears on the american pika's wikipedia page

LIKE MY POSTS. THEY ARE THE BEST

sometimes i ponder

epic pus showcase

i am surrounded by ungrateful worms who know nothing of comedy and care not to educate themselves on its nuances. my work on bluesky is nothing short of pulitzer-worthy yet i have accrued zilch in reputation nor respect

peeing. not right now but in the foreseeable future

"Chicken Jockey"

ooooooooooouuuuuunnggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhh i say as i give birth