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BRING THEM ALL HOME

All but overturning Humphrey's Executor is so bad. The Court is basically deleting the concept of agencies being able to say 'no' to the president if they think he's out of line. Just erasing an important institutional safeguard that has been accepted law for 90 years.

This is so bad and will screw up so many cases that have nothing to do with the Federal Government as a defendant. Just absolute anarchic destruction of the legal system because they are upset that the Court won't let them shred the constitution.

Idk about the new haircut

I love waking up more tired than I was when I went to bed

Update on the other app. Grok is now bringing up South Africa in like every post without prompting. This is what happens when you try to engage with it on WHY that's happening.

Field achieved

Good morning! Heading to the badger spring game. What are you all up to?

A full glass of club soda and port later: this doesn't taste nearly as much like fruit punch as i expected.

I think Conor Oberst is sober. I want a refund.

Spent the entire day thinking sad thoughts to prepare for this!

Enjoying my last coffee before bean prices go up like 50%. How is everyone else enjoying the 'liberation day' fallout?

Updated Turing Test Metrics: OUT can it have a conversation that is indistinguishable from a humans? IN can you select all the squares with a motorcycle in them? IN The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over, but it-

Thought: maybe rural broadband was a net negative because it gave peepaw access to q anon and melted his brain like an ice cream cone on a sunny day

Please pete

Just gave someone suggestions for brunch, and they were rejected for being "too fruity." Reeling right now. Hopes and prayers would be appreciated in these trying times

What percentage of twitter ads could be cured with anti psychotics?

My wife buying shots for the table: *pointing at me* "they can go on his tab"

Happy March Madness to all who celebrate. Can't drink all day unless you start in the morning.

The NYT

Recent events have convinced me. I slipped in the shower and hit my head in 2016. The rest of this has been a coma. Sorry guys, you're all going to disappear when I wake up but my family misses me.

Hey Google. Play "Break My Heart" by Dua Lipa.

Taunie & Friends, from Pokemon Legends ZA #art #pokemon #pokemonlegendsza #plza

Good Morning

Blue Sky will never hit the big time until I start getting ads like this

This diva

The party that wants to put social security in the stock market is also magdumping tariffs directly into the stock market's dick and balls. I think I'm good without privatization, thank you very much.

I cut myself under my eye, and it is incredibly annoying (eyedoxx)

Move fast and break things (things being specifically your own personal wealth)

Okay I'm confused. Where's the coy white supremacy? The winks and nods to European Culture? No one has accused a second generation Hispanic man of being an undocumented immigrant that ate a labradoodle yet. Come on, at LEAST give me FB Marketplace boomers. I need SOMETHING here.

Genuinely, if I see someone trying to argue that the "Acts of Congress" portion of the first amendment only applies to the legislative branch I might turn into a white hot fireball of rage. Or cry. One of the two. Idk, keeping my options open.

The First Amendment only protects free speech with respect to Congress; it says nothing about a king-like president. So it’s hard to see what Constitutional argument Democrats have against Donald Trump. by Jonathan Turley

Dear Blue Sky: Please invent group chats so I can finally escape the other place. My hands are shaking as I type this. I need this.

If Tony Hawk were to roll the boulder away from his grave and return today, who would be fit to write the soundtrack for a sick new proskater game? We have run out of our critical reserves of 'guy skeeving on 15 year old girls while doing 'skate tricks' in a parking lot' music.

Watching Twin Peaks for the first time. I can't wait until Ice T tackles the perp as he's running out of a building so that assistant district attorney Casey Novak can wrap up the trial before the end of the episode.

I think the anime I'm currently watching is Marie Antoinette yuri from 1980. Anyway. What are you all up to?