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Starting to see some disadvantages to rejecting expertise

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I’ve seen and read enough: I could defeat a demon/devil in a battle of wits. I’m certain.

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Matt Skiba Blink 182 slept on

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I'm at the 'listening to only old episodes of coast to coast with Art Bell' level of coping with my country collapsing and I need a thread to jot down the best callers I hear:

submitted 106 days ago • 11 comments

There’s so much to learn

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Lessons at half time: Patrick Mahomes is maybe human. Drake is maybe a pedohile.

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It will be a little funny when Trump packs the court. We can admit that’ll be a little funny.

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We got pizza that was so good I’m proud of myself

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Would love to solve my problems this way

submitted 129 days ago • 1 comment

I’ve been listening to bro hymn every day to stay positive.

submitted 130 days ago • 0 comments

Make sure they sing bro hymn if I ever die (I will never die)

submitted 137 days ago • 0 comments

It rules that no amount of money can fix the tech guys’ faces

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Dog walked his ass

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I just saw a Walmart commercial that was a keurig commercial that was also a Gilmore girls reboot during a college football game. Am I having a stroke.

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I was able to do a kick flip for exactly five years. Now? Not even an Ollie. Thanks Obama

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A guy whose goin to the gym more so he can skank again

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After years of ignorance I fear I may soon know precisely what wicked is

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Damn drake lost the beef so bad he’s doing his own personal stop the steal

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Damn this dog loves to go outside

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Is Google on here? Some one gotta tell Google their ai is not smart enough to be in charge of the internet

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It must be so cool to know that if you’re righteously angry and start doing a Haka your crew will just jump in line.

submitted 204 days ago • 0 comments

Let he who hasn’t flown a minor across state lines for a cocaine sex party cast the first stone

submitted 209 days ago • 0 comments

Listening to black flag and gotta be honest TV Party sounds much better than my current sitch

submitted 210 days ago • 0 comments

Just reflexively liked an automated message from a healthcare provider and the bit responded asking if I’m dumb

submitted 210 days ago • 0 comments

Getting mad when I hear people pronounce Tolkien correctly

submitted 210 days ago • 1 comment

My dog has it in for his dang tail

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Mf took on tiny tartanella only went one round smh

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Reflecting on how the Beatles invented metal and white people doing ska but have never been given proper credit for making two of the most annoying kinds of guy

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New Danzig rules

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[MEPHISTOPHELES exits] FAUST (self-satisfied): Fleeced his ass. Bet they’ll be calling this a “Faustian bargain” by the time all is said and done!

submitted 566 days ago • 1 comment

The call it walking pneumonia because if you don’t go to work when you have it you’ll be walking to the unemployment line

submitted 565 days ago • 0 comments

I think this full moon is gonna be the one where I finally become a werewolf

submitted 592 days ago • 1 comment

Gonna call the next guy I see smoking “Mr. cigarettes”

submitted 594 days ago • 0 comments

When David Byrne first came out in the Big Suit I would have lost my fuckin mind

submitted 606 days ago • 10 comments

I like James Taylor but man it normally sucks pretty bad if a guy with an acoustic guitar asks if you like James Taylor and then starts playing

submitted 606 days ago • 0 comments

TikTok’s best feature is the class action lawsuit class member seeking paid content

submitted 608 days ago • 0 comments

Democrats in a tough spot as millions of voters like me will only vote for Biden to protect Hunter

submitted 621 days ago • 0 comments

How stiffler got her groove back

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It’s so hard not to get hot girl tattoos. A bird in flight on the collarbone, a skeleton sitting with its legs crossed and holding a cigarette on your thigh, a Viking cleaving a serpent in twain with an axe on your back, a tarot card anywhere!

submitted 628 days ago • 0 comments

Oh me? I’m singing the word “predator” to the tune of Panama and picking something to watch

submitted 669 days ago • 0 comments

I can not wait to read the Wikipedia plot summary for the Meg 2: the trench

submitted 682 days ago • 1 comment