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Starting to see some disadvantages to rejecting expertise

I’ve seen and read enough: I could defeat a demon/devil in a battle of wits. I’m certain.

Matt Skiba Blink 182 slept on

I'm at the 'listening to only old episodes of coast to coast with Art Bell' level of coping with my country collapsing and I need a thread to jot down the best callers I hear:

There’s so much to learn

Lessons at half time: Patrick Mahomes is maybe human. Drake is maybe a pedohile.

It will be a little funny when Trump packs the court. We can admit that’ll be a little funny.

We got pizza that was so good I’m proud of myself

Would love to solve my problems this way

I’ve been listening to bro hymn every day to stay positive.

Make sure they sing bro hymn if I ever die (I will never die)

It rules that no amount of money can fix the tech guys’ faces

Dog walked his ass

I just saw a Walmart commercial that was a keurig commercial that was also a Gilmore girls reboot during a college football game. Am I having a stroke.

I was able to do a kick flip for exactly five years. Now? Not even an Ollie. Thanks Obama

A guy whose goin to the gym more so he can skank again

After years of ignorance I fear I may soon know precisely what wicked is

Damn drake lost the beef so bad he’s doing his own personal stop the steal

Damn this dog loves to go outside

Is Google on here? Some one gotta tell Google their ai is not smart enough to be in charge of the internet

It must be so cool to know that if you’re righteously angry and start doing a Haka your crew will just jump in line.

Let he who hasn’t flown a minor across state lines for a cocaine sex party cast the first stone

Listening to black flag and gotta be honest TV Party sounds much better than my current sitch

Just reflexively liked an automated message from a healthcare provider and the bit responded asking if I’m dumb

Getting mad when I hear people pronounce Tolkien correctly

My dog has it in for his dang tail

Mf took on tiny tartanella only went one round smh

Reflecting on how the Beatles invented metal and white people doing ska but have never been given proper credit for making two of the most annoying kinds of guy

New Danzig rules

[MEPHISTOPHELES exits] FAUST (self-satisfied): Fleeced his ass. Bet they’ll be calling this a “Faustian bargain” by the time all is said and done!

The call it walking pneumonia because if you don’t go to work when you have it you’ll be walking to the unemployment line

I think this full moon is gonna be the one where I finally become a werewolf

Gonna call the next guy I see smoking “Mr. cigarettes”

When David Byrne first came out in the Big Suit I would have lost my fuckin mind

I like James Taylor but man it normally sucks pretty bad if a guy with an acoustic guitar asks if you like James Taylor and then starts playing

TikTok’s best feature is the class action lawsuit class member seeking paid content

Democrats in a tough spot as millions of voters like me will only vote for Biden to protect Hunter

How stiffler got her groove back

It’s so hard not to get hot girl tattoos. A bird in flight on the collarbone, a skeleton sitting with its legs crossed and holding a cigarette on your thigh, a Viking cleaving a serpent in twain with an axe on your back, a tarot card anywhere!

Oh me? I’m singing the word “predator” to the tune of Panama and picking something to watch

I can not wait to read the Wikipedia plot summary for the Meg 2: the trench