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I was concerned that #Trump was a Putin-loving wanna-be dictator, trashing the Constitution, eliminating Due Process, rejecting Separation of Powers, ignoring/defying the Courts, siding with our enemies, scumbag. But now that he's putting up flag poles, all good. #flagpoles

The takeaway from the Tucker Carlson Ted Cruz interview is that the American public has been so badly cheated for so long by the people pretending to be the political media that when anyone asks a basic follow up that an 8th grade schoolpaper reporter would it feels like cutting edge journalism

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Quintalist #307 3/5 On-Screen Deaths ⬜⬜1οΈβƒ£β¬œβ¬œ 2️⃣2️⃣2οΈβƒ£β¬œβ¬œ 3️⃣3️⃣3οΈβƒ£β¬œβ¬œ 4️⃣4️⃣4οΈβƒ£β¬œβ¬œ 5οΈβƒ£β¬œ5οΈβƒ£β¬œβ¬œ Streak: 1 quintalist.com

#wordle1460 It's so effing tedious when Wordle makes unwilling poets of us. #Wordle 1,460 5/6* ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ β¬›β¬›πŸŸ¨πŸŸ¨β¬› β¬›πŸŸ©πŸŸ©πŸŸ©πŸŸ© β¬›πŸŸ©πŸŸ©πŸŸ©πŸŸ© 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Wait... so, @SenMikeLee, this isn't as funny to you as state senators getting murdered in Minnesota was? I'm confused. #ExpelMikeLee

Cracking myself up. I got some new shoes; VERY expensive. Not sure they fit. Wearing them only in the house. On the carpet. Wearing dress socks. But it's hot, so just underwear. I look RIDICULOUS. (You're lucky: I usually charge by the minute for this kind of hawt tawk)

#Squaredle squaredle.com 06/17: 42/42 words (+1 bonus word) 🎯 Perfect accuracy πŸ”₯ Solve streak: 341

Actor Buddy Ebsen was set to play the role of "The Tin Man", in "The Wizard of Oz", but he was forced to abandon the role upon discovering he was highly negatively affected by the make-up he needed to wear. Just saying. #kristinoem #noem

#waffle #waffle1244 5/5 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩⭐🟩⭐🟩 🟩🟩⭐🟩🟩 🟩⭐🟩⭐🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 πŸ”₯ streak: 416 🧞 #wafflegenius wafflegame.net

"Frequent pornography use linked to altered brain connectivity and impaired cognitive performance". Those of you who just panicked: Tsk, Tsk.

Oh just go fuck yourself, Mike Lee, you vile piece of shit. You still haven't recanted or apologized for your "funny joke" about it. #ResignMikeLee

Spangram first. Not much to this'n today. Still, enjoyable. #Strands #471 β€œMake it work” πŸŸ‘πŸ”΅πŸ”΅πŸ”΅ πŸ”΅πŸ”΅

Pretty easy today, no? #Connections Puzzle #737 πŸŸͺπŸŸͺπŸŸͺπŸŸͺ 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟨🟨🟨🟨

#wordle1459 I really don't see how I can be blamed for 3. #Wordle 1,459 4/6* β¬›β¬›πŸŸ©β¬›β¬› β¬›πŸŸ©πŸŸ©β¬›πŸŸ¨ β¬›πŸŸ©πŸŸ©πŸŸ©πŸŸ© 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

#squaredle squaredle.com 06/16 (Weekly Subscriber Puzzle): 107/107 words (+3 bonus words) 🎯 Perfect accuracy

Quintalist #305 1/5 Poker 1οΈβƒ£β¬œβ¬œβ¬œβ¬œ 2οΈβƒ£β¬œβ¬œβ¬œβ¬œ 3οΈβƒ£β¬œβ¬œβ¬œβ¬œ 4οΈβƒ£β¬œβ¬œβ¬œβ¬œ 5οΈβƒ£β¬œβ¬œβ¬œβ¬œ Streak: 1 quintalist.com

#waffle #waffle1243 5/5 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩⭐🟩⭐🟩 🟩🟩⭐🟩🟩 🟩⭐🟩⭐🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 πŸ”₯ streak: 415 🧞 #wafflegenius wafflegame.net

There is only one way in which piece of shit @SenMikeLee would apologize, recant, or resign: That's if Mike Lee is perceived by #Trump to be a liability rather than an asset. So, if the objective is to get that vile fuck out of the Senate, that's the pathway. #MikeLeeResign

#Trump is a scumbag who believes that if you're a veteran who didn't vote for him, then the VA should be able to refuse to treat you. #ImpeachThisFuckNow #TrumpisaNationalDisgrace

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On the verge of fascism, does there still exist the notion of an "innocent bystander"? Does the willful absence of action to that threat invalidate the claim of innocence? That's where my thinking now lands. ##NoKings

And speaking of onomatopoeia, "onomatopoeia" may be the least onomatopoeic word in existence.

Maybe just me, but the word "truncheon" is very nearly onomatopoeic.

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#wordle1458 OK, fine. #Wordle 1,458 4/6* β¬›πŸŸ©β¬›β¬›πŸŸ¨ πŸŸ¨πŸŸ©β¬›β¬›β¬› β¬›πŸŸ©πŸŸ¨πŸŸ©β¬› 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

#waffle #waffle1242 5/5 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩⭐🟩⭐🟩 🟩🟩⭐🟩🟩 🟩⭐🟩⭐🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 πŸ”₯ streak: 414 🧞 #wafflegenius wafflegame.net

Few things propel the mind to sharp focus so effectively as that instant when you realize the toilet seat you just lowered yourself onto in the bathroom at a social gathering is not dry.

Few things propel the mind to sharp focus so effectively as that instant when you realize the toilet seat you just lowered yourself onto in the bathroom at a social gathering is not dry.

Trump squandered $50M embarrassing our military.

I saw clips of "perade"; and #Trump is such a dipshit. If we had to have it, it should have at least shown us as modern, strong, a beacon in the Free World. I have the greatest respect for our Army, and they didn't deserve that fucking embarrassment of content execution. #Parade

The largest in US History. Appropriate, given that Americans are facing the most dangerous enemy in our country's history. That enemy, #Trump, defiles the Constitutional principles established by our Founders, designed to prevent one person from becoming a de facto King. #NoKings

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