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cognitivewhirlwind.bsky.social
Animal & Nature lover. Data Analyst. Believer in nuance. Lifelong learner. Lake of knowledge is wide with random pockets that are shockingly deep.
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Can I ask a question? Why is Josh Johnson not on the host rotation for the Daily Show?

The NFL needs to either adopt the college rules for OT, or just have 1 full timed additional quarter. But their current way of doing OT is complete bullshit. Meanwhile, the college way is exciting and fair.

One thing I wasn’t prepared for before becoming a data analyst was the percent of my time that would be spent waiting for shit to run. Gotta become very comfortable with the spinning circle…it will be your friend. #dataanalyst

Holy shit do the colts need an answer at TE. It’s such a crucial position, and ours just watch balls fly right through their hands.

@johngreensbluesky.bsky.social How do we get the guys on college game day to be brand ambassadors for the awesome sock club? I know @patmcafeeshow.bsky.social usually has boots on, but I’m just looking at boring socks on the rest of the guys.

The Florida man’s, Jameis Winston’s, first snow game and he rushes for a TD. Snow football is the best. PM

What other sport plays in the snow like this?? One of my favorite things, snow football games. ❤️

What other sports play in the snow like this? Favorite part of football is when we get a good snow game.

Jameis Motherfucking Winston. Summersault scramble in the snow for a TD.

Do I give a shit that it’s 3-10 right now? Not at all. Why? Bc someone shook up the snow globe in Cleveland. Good snow games are some of my favorite sporting events full stop. Biggest bummer here in Indy is that Lucas oil is indoors. Had I known it was gonna be like this, k would have drove to OH.

Are you a bandwagon fan if you move to place and start cheering for a team the first year that they’re good from an eternity of sucking? Like I’m cheering for them now when they /just/ became good, but I’m also cheering for my home state team.

For anyone looking for a good Christmas gift idea, Good Store donates 100% of their profits to charity. I get the awesome socks (bc they come in my size) but I have it on good authority that their coffee, tea and soap are just as awesome!

It might be time for us to have a discussion about Haliburton and Turner. Can’t have the face of the team put up 4 points in 30 mins & our big be unable to break 10 rebounds. Not the same they looked last year. Question is, is it the players, or coaching? Anyone know what lab cooked up Mazzulla?

The new jaguar logo is the worst scam any marketing agency has pulled on a large company ever. So terrible, hopefully there is massive blowback that can put a nail in the coffin of this minimalism bullshit. #jaguar #cars

Built my first Chatbot today. Now to figure out how to train one entirely on the following to create a Joe Mazzulla clone: Bill Belichick and Nick Saban pressers Orca hunting strategies Hockey fights Championship basketball from the 90s 3 point shooting contests

Reminder that Kangaroos have 3 vaginas, although they’re born with 2 and only have 2 uteruses. #kangroos #animalfacts

AJ Hawk talking about docking dongs when meeting aliens on the @patmcafeeshow is top tier toxic behavior. 😂😂

It must be a real bummer to be a #bengals fan this season. Absolutely brutal losses.

Can we try not imagining people’s ideas as a monolith and instead recognize the at people are complex and it’s perfectly ok to approve of a good idea someone has even if you disagree with most of the rest of what they say?

I knew Cig Cignetti wouldn’t be leaving to go somewhere else! Had the feeling from the jump that he wants to make this program great, change the culture and retire from IU with a statue being put up. Shit, put up the statue now. Hoping we have an SEC type atmosphere in the next few years.

Just heard the Tennessee receivers are complaining bc they don’t have a heated bench…when it’s 55 degrees out. Any concern I had about this game is gone. Georgia football: bloody Tuesdays. Tennessee: charmin soft. Enough said. #cfb #georgia #uga

My classification of animals that are commonly referred to as pests and whether I agree. Let me know what I missed and I’ll classify it. “Pests” I like: -Spiders -Snakes -Canadian goose -House centipede -Raccoon -Opossum -Wasps -Vulture -Bats -Pigeon -Moth