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A bit late but safe pride month if you're celebrating ~ 🏳️‍🌈

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Me in the style of Bluey!

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This jade is probably older than I am. It came from the last zoo I worked at, and I split it amongst several coworkers multiple times. It’s at least quadrupled in size in the 5+ years since I last split it. #succulent #jadeplant

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

Home made fresh ceviche #homecook #homechef #ceviche #shrimp

submitted 60 days ago • 0 comments

She buried it too deep in the armchair, it fell all the way to the floor, oops. #dogsofbluesky #australianshepherd

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Chorizo quesadillas on the Blackstone #blackstone #griddle #homecook #homechef #grilling

submitted 73 days ago • 0 comments

My hottest take is apparently being a Walter main in Don’t Starve Together and enjoying it, but I would die for Woby. Just look at her. #dst #walter #woby #dontstarvetogether

submitted 78 days ago • 0 comments

I can *feel* her glaring at me #dogsofbluesky #doggles #hivis

submitted 80 days ago • 0 comments

Tea leaf salad means I get to drink a lot of iced green tea. The salad is very good too. #homechef #salad #greentea #cooking

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I guess that's one way to win #ailuri #indiegame #bugs #exploits

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We taught her this in probably 30-45 min of training over the past 3 days, which is good for it being nothing like anything we’ve had her do before. She’s such a smart dog, I really need to train her more. #australianshepherd #dogsofbluesky #tasktraining

submitted 124 days ago • 0 comments

This is at the zoo where I got my start as a zookeeper, they’re really a fantastic and talented team 🥰

submitted 130 days ago • 0 comments

So there’s this really cool indie game called Ailuri that I backed on Kickstarted way back in 2021, and this week it’s FINALLY releasing! I’ve played the demo, I’ve played the play test, and then m vey hyped for this game, it should be very good! Expect a stream sometime soon 👀 www.vivinkstudios.com

submitted 130 days ago • 0 comments

Laughs in TRS-80

submitted 132 days ago • 1964 comments

Best insurance I ever had for the least I ever paid was union insurance.

submitted 134 days ago • 0 comments

She’ll never actually admit she gets hot under the blanket #dog #aussie #australianshepherd #dogsofbluesky

submitted 135 days ago • 0 comments

incredible to have a president who appears to be speed-running getting impeached, and even more incredible to to have two other branches of government who are just sitting there watching it as if it is actually a livestream which they are unable to impact in any way

submitted 135 days ago • 332 comments

Good news: Poppy enjoyed splashing in the water Bad news: The water is in the basement

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Humidifier Review xkcd.com/3044

submitted 137 days ago • 199 comments

If Biden, Harris, Obama, etc had even vaguely mentioned about having a concept of a thought about doing any of the crimes we've seen this week, the Capitol would have been burned to the ground by 5pm. The funding freeze alone would have started an impeachment. But instead, there's cheering.

submitted 136 days ago • 0 comments

THE FIRST EPISODE OF "ASK HANKY ANYTHING" IS OUT!! Featuring Rhett and Link, chicken boobies, lead bread, weaponized laughter, and, yes. open discussions about the existence of God. www.youtube.com/watch?v=42ym...

submitted 137 days ago • 114 comments

The utter, crushing, oblivious irony of watching folks post about Holocaust Rememberence Day & saying they would have hidden Anne Frank while simultaneously cheering for and supporting the current, mirror-image shit show.

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Ramen night is always a good night #ramen #heirloomeggs #pasturedeggs #homecook

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