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"Mourn!"

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The modern trolley problem

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Universities can't even have a Gay Sex Command Center anymore, because of woke.

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jimll.co.uk/products/car...

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Fist on forehead? They're clearly thinking about Bruce Forsyth.

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hello 👋 professional writer here. it's fine to use "your" and "you're" interchangeably. most readers will understand what you're trying to say either way, and you shouldn't have to placate people who won't read between the lines

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Fine. I admit it. It's me. I'm the guy who's been dressing up as John Constantine and following Alan Moore around the place for a laugh. Grant Morrison as well. I don't regret it for a second, those magical bastards.

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Happy now, Kurt Vonnegut? Happy now, you dead bastard?

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Dare me to try and grab this cop's sword out of his scabbard?

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Does anyone else get these weird static electric shocks about this time of year whenever they try to touch the electricity?

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Yeah, that's a square you're thinking of.

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The AI generated film posters are back on Facebook. At least this one for 2016's Arrival gets the film's memorable tag-line correct: "Whay art the her?"

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Horror Clowns Are Dickheads www.youtube.com/watch?v=p6me...

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I'd forgotten that Mark Thomas had been on Bullseye.

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People who try to discredit Eurovision by pointing out that Adolf Hitler won Eurovision in 1938 are just showing their ignorance of the contest. Winning Eurovision is NOT meant to be an endorsement of the winning song

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Johnny Skidmarks strikes again!

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ancient sumerian stand up comedian: who heckles from beneath me? do you not see how high my ziggurat is? the gods look upon me! (realizing that comedy comes from shared humility) but they look at me with disdain

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For me, this phenomena is known as the Penishands Effect.

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Well, it's hardly as if Graham's going to be playing those boardgames with his own kids, is it?

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#NationalTrainDay 🚂 @therealyplac.bsky.social

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Harold, No

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No thanks AI. I prefer to speak to REAL sloppy mustard men.

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I like the Pope The Pope's gone woke

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Where does the new pope fall on the papal political compass?

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Of course, they asked me to be Pope, but I couldn't, cos I'm still banned from entering the Vatican after that Silvio Berlusconi & me seduced some nuns once. Well I say nuns, they were actually supermodels pretending to be nuns, on a hen night at St Peter's. And I'm allergic to holy water anyway.

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found an incredible youtube comment on an upload of the opening theme of snooker-themed game show Big Break (1991)

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“What a lovely evening out!” A fan of ironing

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Played by the actor Kevin Eldon?

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Cartoon from 2007, as today is Sigmund Freud's 169th birthday. You'd hope that at his age he can keep his mind out of his trousers for 5 minutes, the mucky old dog

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a mate just found this in a second hand store for sale: one chemo mug, never smashed

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"Mourn!"

The modern trolley problem

Universities can't even have a Gay Sex Command Center anymore, because of woke.

jimll.co.uk/products/car...

Fist on forehead? They're clearly thinking about Bruce Forsyth.

hello 👋 professional writer here. it's fine to use "your" and "you're" interchangeably. most readers will understand what you're trying to say either way, and you shouldn't have to placate people who won't read between the lines

Fine. I admit it. It's me. I'm the guy who's been dressing up as John Constantine and following Alan Moore around the place for a laugh. Grant Morrison as well. I don't regret it for a second, those magical bastards.

Happy now, Kurt Vonnegut? Happy now, you dead bastard?

Dare me to try and grab this cop's sword out of his scabbard?

Does anyone else get these weird static electric shocks about this time of year whenever they try to touch the electricity?

Yeah, that's a square you're thinking of.

The AI generated film posters are back on Facebook. At least this one for 2016's Arrival gets the film's memorable tag-line correct: "Whay art the her?"

Horror Clowns Are Dickheads www.youtube.com/watch?v=p6me...

I'd forgotten that Mark Thomas had been on Bullseye.

People who try to discredit Eurovision by pointing out that Adolf Hitler won Eurovision in 1938 are just showing their ignorance of the contest. Winning Eurovision is NOT meant to be an endorsement of the winning song

Johnny Skidmarks strikes again!

ancient sumerian stand up comedian: who heckles from beneath me? do you not see how high my ziggurat is? the gods look upon me! (realizing that comedy comes from shared humility) but they look at me with disdain

For me, this phenomena is known as the Penishands Effect.

Well, it's hardly as if Graham's going to be playing those boardgames with his own kids, is it?

#NationalTrainDay 🚂 @therealyplac.bsky.social

Harold, No

No thanks AI. I prefer to speak to REAL sloppy mustard men.

I like the Pope The Pope's gone woke

Where does the new pope fall on the papal political compass?

Of course, they asked me to be Pope, but I couldn't, cos I'm still banned from entering the Vatican after that Silvio Berlusconi & me seduced some nuns once. Well I say nuns, they were actually supermodels pretending to be nuns, on a hen night at St Peter's. And I'm allergic to holy water anyway.

found an incredible youtube comment on an upload of the opening theme of snooker-themed game show Big Break (1991)

“What a lovely evening out!” A fan of ironing

Played by the actor Kevin Eldon?

Cartoon from 2007, as today is Sigmund Freud's 169th birthday. You'd hope that at his age he can keep his mind out of his trousers for 5 minutes, the mucky old dog

a mate just found this in a second hand store for sale: one chemo mug, never smashed

Sean Connery with a rubber duck on his head. Roger Moore with a crocheted toilet-roll cover doll on his head. #cinema #illustration #art #JamesBond

See also: the midwife who handed me a pamphlet on pelvic floor exercises and said “If you don’t keep these up it’ll look like a Tesco deli counter falling out of an attic”.

15 gigawatts? That's about 12 trips-though-time-worth!

And now he’s in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame! Much deserved

The term "granny flat" means something completely different to gerontophiles.