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Happy pride month ❤️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈

Years ago I saw @blackforager.bsky.social talking about spruce tip syrup on tiktok. Now I make it every year! 🥰

It's o-fish-al! We ruined this guy's afternoon

We are wearing shorts due to their comfort and ease of wear.

masterpiece of a take

The back of our wedding invites

I love this

COMMS ARE OPEN!!! Easiest way is through vgen.co/theavocadojam or email me at [email protected]

“I asked ChatGPT-“ okay well I asked the big oak tree at the center of the woods and she said you’re a lazy dork

This is what every conversation has felt like this week.

applying for jobs again

It's been a hard day. But you know, it's really hard to stay sad when you've got a couple of tacos served in a plastic dinosaur. Thanks, @nspband.bsky.social. Best $10 discounted from $20 I've ever spent.

Beholde

actually maybe I should go back to therapy

therapy isn't enough, I need to go back in time and prevent James Dobson's parents from meeting

therapy isn't enough, I need god to apologize to me

FUCK YEAH

they did ego death on a grape

Scouring messenger and discord for more people to send this song to lol open.spotify.com/track/3PVFpz...

Jan Schakowsky, the incumbent in my race, will reportedly not seek re-election. So it seems like a good time to reintroduce myself — I’m Kat Abughazaleh and I’m running for Congress.

You all need to treat Harry Potter IP like we’re treating the Tesla brand.

This, from the Holocaust Memorial Museum.

I will say this - EVERYONE with power seems to be desperately hoping that unpopularity does the work that consequences need to do

just cannot emphasize enough here that the whole "actually inhaled steroids cure measles" illustrates how none of the antivax stuff is actually about big pharma, it's about virtue signaling to other narcissists about how much cleverer than doctors they are

"I DO NOT ABSOLVE YOU. WRITE YOUR OWN EMAILS." has been playing on loop in my head all day