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any day you hear a cool tune and read a funny billboard can't be THAT bad
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the fundamental problem with LLM AI is that people are kinda stupid, and AI is stupid in the same ways

if you were in love with a computer, you could sing to it "input a spell on you, because you're mine." just a little contemporary humor.

i am a Websites person, and i will never feel fully at home in the world of apps

i went to see Star War 3 and Luke Starwar wasn't even in it. My son Georgery left in tears. (Wife wanted to name him George, I wanted to name him Gregory. First of many compromises!) At least there was some good Light Saver action! Let's petition to bring back Luke for Star War 4 #revengeofthesith

The Hills Have Guys

very excited for the cornclave, where they'll pick the type of corn we're allowed to eat for the next 20-30 years

Me at 7:00 PM: they should call this show "Little Shop of Flowers." It would make more sense Me at 7:20 PM: ohhhhhhhh I get it

Harry Potter discourse is very weird because people say shit like, "Where will we ever find another YA book where good guys stand up to bad guys against overwhelming odds?" And the answer is "literally any other book." Go to the YA section of your library & stick your hand into the stacks at random.

JD Vance: "As the executive, Trump can kill with fire anyone he wants, anywhere, at any time. He can make a big chemical fire using gnarly chemicals and chuck people into it." Democratic senator: "We strongly urge Trump to give people due process before chucking them into the gnarly chemical fire."

The whole Internet loves Doody Man, a man made out of doody. *5 seconds later* We regret to inform you the man is doody.

it's pretty clear now that regular ol' fascism doesn't scare the markets the way the tariffs did. wonder what that tells us about capitalism writ large

rocking back and forth in a dimly lit room, muttering, "institutions will not save you, institutions will not save you"

Stop saying the government did this by mistake. They did this to Kilmar Abrego Garcia on purpose because he’s brown and looks like the kind of person they don’t want in this country and because they could. Whatever their excuse has been after the fact is irrelevant.

You wouldn't clip an art

paying taxes hits different this year

i don't believe in Big Foot, but I do believe in an even larger creature called "Big Meter."

I truly am an incredible font of saying stuff

now that money is fake, i just ate a fistful of pine nuts for no reason

money needs us now more than ever. before you do anything today, ask yourself, "does this help the money get back up?"