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I think in the NBA finals everyone should get the local commercials of the home team we're missing out on solid gold and we don't even know it

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A gameshow airing live at 8pm where people in their 30s and 40s are asked very simple questions about things they had done that same morning

submitted 54 days ago • 0 comments

Pistons clock operator tried to steal a playoff game and very nearly pulled it off

submitted 54 days ago • 0 comments

It's my last week at my job which is exciting, but it might also be everyone's last week at their job, which is less exciting

submitted 72 days ago • 1 comment

As usual, @briancgrubb.bsky.social does a better job communicating my thoughts than I ever could. His piece on the writing of The Righteous Gemstones is perfect. I have been screaming "THE MOVIE BY HISSELF" a dozen times a day for two weeks.

submitted 81 days ago • 0 comments

Baseball's back! I hope Juan Soto never knows peace again

submitted 82 days ago • 0 comments

for women's history month, let's remember it's HEReditary

submitted 94 days ago • 0 comments

happy birthday women

submitted 101 days ago • 0 comments

sure,I've read the reports and seen the data that the murderous sewer gremlins don't actually exist, but how can we be certain

submitted 104 days ago • 0 comments

"What are you doing with your life?" is simply a different way of asking someone "what's up?" that has the added benefit of giving them an existential crisis

submitted 106 days ago • 0 comments

Sean Baker is the second person ever to win four Oscars in one night. Walt Disney was the first.

submitted 107 days ago • 0 comments

Anyone saying Demi Moore was robbed hasn't seen Anora lol stop it

submitted 107 days ago • 1 comment

If the Oscars don't have a bit where Conan learns to pole dance from Mikey Madison and Demi Moore shows up, what are we even doing here

submitted 107 days ago • 0 comments

submitted 128 days ago • 0 comments

Jimmy Butler and Draymond Green on the same team, how quickly can we get a camera crew in there

submitted 132 days ago • 0 comments

suddenly the knicks don’t have the dumbest GM of all time. and we employed isiah thomas and phil jackson

submitted 136 days ago • 1 comment

This Mavs-Lakers deal feels like the Mafia is involved

submitted 136 days ago • 0 comments

The Mavericks traded Literally Luka Fucking Doncic for a single first round pick

submitted 136 days ago • 0 comments

So far this has been a Billys only show

submitted 138 days ago • 0 comments

If it's still January tomorrow I'm gonna lose it

submitted 139 days ago • 0 comments

if we staff ICE with Uvalde police officers, they'll never enter schools

submitted 140 days ago • 924 comments

Can you fuckin imagine trusting him with your money lol

submitted 140 days ago • 0 comments

Karl-Anthony Towns was nice enough to give this sick child his jersey

submitted 141 days ago • 0 comments

So we're at the point where the average person can't do simple addition and subtraction huh

submitted 141 days ago • 0 comments

"I voted to crash the economy and tear up the constitution because I wanted to say slurs"

submitted 141 days ago • 2 comments

It's STILL January!

submitted 141 days ago • 0 comments

I don't know what it says about anything (other than every season at least 2/3rds of NFL teams are terrible, several on purpose) but it's fun that at the height of the Brady Patriots everyone on earth said WE WILL NEVER SEE THIS AGAIN and we are seeing it again without any time elapsing in between

submitted 142 days ago • 0 comments

The Bills are like if the Jets were good

submitted 142 days ago • 0 comments

These calls have been absolutely outrageous. Just stunning shit. The NFL needs to fix a lot of things.

submitted 142 days ago • 0 comments

If they weren't there before, the Chiefs have completed their evolution into villains. Mahomes baiting defenders, Kelce getting upset for what Mahomes initiated, it's a really exhausting bit.

submitted 142 days ago • 0 comments

That's one of the worst calls in NFL history, full stop. They watched that shit in slow motion. Repeatedly.

submitted 142 days ago • 0 comments

First catch in NFL history where the receiver might not have ever touched the ball

submitted 142 days ago • 0 comments

It would be cool if the NFL had more than three legitimately good teams per season

submitted 142 days ago • 0 comments

Commies had to play close to perfect to win this game and uh, they are not

submitted 142 days ago • 0 comments

Shout out to the NY Rangers for doing the stupid thing after I yelled "DON'T DO ANYTHING STUPID" for five straight minutes

submitted 142 days ago • 0 comments

Me greeting the universe every day

submitted 145 days ago • 0 comments