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A History of Getting Things Wrong. But in podcast form. One time I discovered that a submarine wasn’t. Constantpodcast.com
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Respect to whomever switched out Elon’s ketamine for whichever upper he’s on today.

I'm just glad one of these men has the nuclear codes and the other has all our personal data.

the enemy of my enemy is not my friend but watching them smack each other in the nuts is still very funny

It's like the movie "Dave," if Dave was a 20yo incel. “The Intern in Charge”: Meet the 22-Year-Old Trump’s Team Picked to Lead Terrorism Prevention www.propublica.org/article/trum...

This is a hell of a thing to read.

Our newest episode is out now, with the specialist of special guests: Nicky Woolf!

We must imagine the itsy-bitsy spider happy

Fluoride in the water? Bad! Dioxin in the air? Good!

our 200th episode is out now, with stories from listeners like you, along with special guests @americanhysteria.bsky.social , @ourfakehistory.bsky.social and @trufelman.bsky.social megaphone.link/ARML7689323526

zydeco swan lake

Funniest thing would be that that plane explodes, first time out.

I  know your goal is to try to make life as hard as possible for immigrants.

A warning: do not—repeat, do not—order the pope deep dish pizza. He will excommunicate you.

Duel Peru/Chicago citizenship? Rare double win for Mr. Pollo.

If you’d have told people thirty years ago that the afrikaners would end up being this damaging to society, they would’ve said “oh sure, that makes sense. We’d better keep an eye on those weirdos.”

gonna start saying “is the pope from Chicago?” when someone asks me an obvious question

Just hearing some rumblings about some possible medical issues with the new pope: was supposed to attend a clinic in Switzerland but canceled last minute?

THE AMERICAN CENTURY IS OVER THE ILLINOIS CENTURY IS JUST BEGINNING

Could this be the first pope to give a homily about Maxwell’s Polish?

We gawd erselves eh reel Chicago pope dis time. Watch yer butts, yah buncha jagbags.