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💥 The left says they want people to evolve, but the second they do, the left pulls up screenshots from 2011 to prove they were always trash

It’ll be Biden’s fault somehow

💥 Happy Cinco de Mayo! Unless you’re MAGA… then it’s just Monday

The resemblance is uncanny

They say it was about the “vibe”. Pretty sure it was just about keeping their hate comfy

They sold you pride. They kept the profit.

From “patriot” to “person of interest”

💥 Donald Trump sucks

💥 I just realized RFK Jr sounds like a goat who hasn’t cleared his throat in years and I can’t get it out of my head

💥 Guess what fuels 71% of the U.S. economy? Not the towns clinging to Confederate flags, but those “woke” blue areas with higher wages, lower murder rates, and, shocker: fewer deaths of despair. But please, tell me more about how cities are failing. I’ll wait

💥 They call it “woke” because calling it “basic intelligence and empathy” would force them to admit they have neither

I can’t wait til it’s once again a beautiful day in the neighborhood

I guess the US doesn’t need for scientists and engineers, it needs people to assemble electronics they’ll never be able to afford

💥 Everyone outside of the US… what are we not being told?

💥 Anytime you hear a Trumper say “I didn’t vote for this” what they really mean is “I’m not intelligent”

When a president gets protested like a war, maybe he’s not the hero in the story

💥 I was told by MAGA if I voted for Kamala that this country would end up in a recession. Guess they were right 🤷‍♂️

💥 Texas just approved Bible lessons in public schools. Next up: Greek mythology, astrology, and unicorn studies. Because why stop at just one fairy tale?

What do you call a female dog again? Asking for a billionaire who cries on Fox News

MAGA: big on censorship, soft on feelings

MASSIVE SHIFT Pro-democracy channels on YouTube are now growing faster than right-wing channels for the first time. MeidasTouch is proud to lead the way as the fastest-growing YouTube channel in Q1 2025. Keep this momentum going: YouTube.com/@meidastouch

It’s not the same symbol, but it’s the same story

Nothing says rebellion like accidentally saving the planet

We deserved some good news!

SUSAN CRAWFORD WON!!! Wtf is Brad Schimel 💥🇺🇸🦅 🫵😂🫵😂🫵😂🫵😂🫵😂 SUSAN CRAWFORD IS YOUR MOMMY NOW

💥 Some say April Fools’ is just one day. Trump turned it into a lifestyle

I feel like this tweet did not get enough attention this week

Dear Democratic Members of Congress, Stop telling me about what he's doing. We can all see it. Start telling me about what you're doing to stop it! Signed, Americans

💥 The fact that the Department of Justice has not, and will never, launch an investigation into this massive national security breach tells you all you need to know about this lawless and profoundly corrupt Administration.

If Dr Seuss wrote political books

💥 Follow me if you also think Pete Hegseth should be fired

💥 Goldberg putting out more screenshots while MAGA scrambles to make excuses is next level trolling 👏🏼 👏🏼

💥 If you’re outraged by what Jasmine Crockett SAID But silent about what Pete Hegseth DID Congrats. You’re the problem 👏🏼

💥 The Senate will be voting on eliminating the $5 overdraft cap that banks charge and increasing it to $35 What happened to saving Americans money? What happened to “eliminating abuse”? Hint: it’s all bullshit

💥 Trump: “You can do anything… Grab them by the pussy. You can do anything” MAGA: 🤣 Jasmine Crockett: “Governor Hot Wheels.” MAGA: YOU NEED TO APOLOGIZE! 😡

💥 So which is it? If the info wasn’t classified, that’s a serious mistake that needs explaining. But if it was classified, then the Trump team lied to Congress and the American people.

💥 “Mr. Hegseth, were these messages highly classified war plans or were they not?” Hegseth: “Yes”

💥 MAGA for years: "Sleepy Joe" "Joe and the Hoe gotta go" "Kamala Harris slept her way up to the top" "Michelle Obama is man" "Fck your feelings, libtards" "Let's go Brandon" Jasmine Crockett: "Governor Hot Wheels" MAGA: "HOW DARE YOU!!!" 😡

💥 They should have named the signal chat the “coup clutz clan”

💥 ICE tried to deport someone to the WRONG COUNTRY after being told not to Tell me more about how they “just follow orders”

💥 Trump whined his portrait looked “distorted” Like bro it’s oil on canvas, not a filter. You just look like that

💥 KKKaroline Leavitt is out here gaslighting America like we’re as dumb as she is

💥 The SSA website crashed four times in 10 days and their phones are shot - but sure let’s keep letting a crypto bro “optimize” the government 🙄

💥 You don’t have to admit you were wrong. Start with admitting you were lied to

💥 If a Democrat leaked war plans, their own party would have them packing by noon. But if it’s Team Trump, they’ll excuse it, deny it, and somehow blame drag queens

💥 Fox News had to pay nearly $800 million for lying to its viewers— then in court, they defended themselves by admitting they're not news, just entertainment. Imagine losing a fortune just to confess you're a joke 🫠