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Wanna read the news but lack the attention span? I’ve summed up the stupid Elon Musk-Trump-Stephen/Katie Miller story in less than 3 mins! Thoughts?

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Wrote a poem. You can probably guess what it’s about

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Sunnyvale California, where ya at? I’m gonna be at Rooster T Feathers June 19-22! Yall come see me! rooster-t-feathers.seatengine-sites.com/events/114252

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Preach Corey!

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My latest column for the Atlanta Journal-Constitution is out! It’s about spending your time on things you like instead of getting an ulcer by hating things

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Do you like Mark Twain? Do you like falling asleep? I think I can help!

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Asheville, NC! Come see me tomorrow so I can make you laugh/send my son to school one day! CoreyRyanForrester.com for tickets!

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Fort Worth, Texas I’ll Be at the Big Laugh Comedy club on June 26th! Come holler!

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“WHY CANT I JUST WATCH THE LAST OF US WITHOUT HAVING TO THINK ABOUT PEOPLE DIFFERENT THAN ME!”

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You can now listen to the very first episode of Public Domain Sleepy Time Theatre w/o a subscription! Me reading you to sleep with a Mark Twain book? What’s not to love?

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My luck will always outweigh my talent, and I’m ok with that. What a hilarious, gracious, and brilliant man who I’ve admired for what feels like my whole life. Whoever said “don’t meet your heroes” never met Lewis Black (or maybe he’s a schmuck and Lewis ain’t one of his heroes!) (1/?)

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The happiest of Mother’s days

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Now American Catholics know how Southern Baptists felt when Big Van Vader became the first United States wrestler to become the IWGP Heavyweight Champion in Japan

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I’ve had so many lovely messages from friends and fans alike that say this is now the ONLY way they can relax and fall asleep! Makes me so happy I read you Mark Twain in a calming southern voice and you get rest? What could be better

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“Daaaaaa Prayers!”- new Pope

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Was out of commission on May 4th, so tonight in addition to the return of CATFISH JIMMY in GTA V, we will also be playing Star Wars Battlefront II so y’all can watch me murdered and cuss the second I respawn!

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Hey everyone! Wellred will be up in a few, my internet was having fits all night!

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You know im an old school wrestling fan cause im gonna gear up to get that baby face pop wherever I go! GO BLUES!

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My wife had never heard of the famous “poop knife” story from Reddit and unfortunately I actually lived through it in a way 🤮 (That said, I’m proud of the girth of my 2 year olds sh*t lol)

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It’s Wednesday so you know what that means….. Catfish Jimmy is BACK BABY! Streaming on all socials and my YouTube. Experience what critics are calling “the cinematic character of the decade!”

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Call me “woke” all you want, but when it comes to accessing danger, I trust Black people 100% more than I trust white people lol. Sorry not sorry

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Just recorded the latest WellRED podcast and yes, we solved the question that has been plaguing the internet for days! (Or did we?) Could 100 men take on 1 Silverback Gorilla? Subscribe today and find out tomorrow

submitted 35 days ago • 1 comment

Wanna fall asleep to me reading The Adventures of Tom Sawyer by Mark Twain in my most calming southern voice? Chapters 3 and 4 are out now!

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Congratulations to Warren Zevon and his family and friends on him earning his rightful place in The Rock and Roll Hall Of Fame. I may now rest, for my work is done

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Is Rooster T Feathers in Sunnyvale one of them? Cause I literally just signed the contract to play there June 19-22! Ticket link soon!

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New episode of Puttin On Airs w/ me and @thetraecrowder.bsky.social is out now and it sure was a fun one!

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Did you know that if you live in or near St Louis and don’t already have tickets to my show next Friday May 2nd then you hate my son and don’t want him to go to college? It’s true. Shame on you Tix @ CoreyRyanForrester.com

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I hate to send ya somewhere different but Bkuesky ain’t got Streaming yet so watch it here or go subscribe to m’youtube! Live in t- almost 15 minutes!

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Y’all wanna get stupid tonight? I’m already going to but join in if ya want! Tonight streaming everywhere on social media, the critically acclaimed character Catfish Jimmy makes his return! Will he be able to set up his strip club without being murdered this time? Who knows!

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Yo St Louis! Gonna be telling jokes in your fair city next Friday but aside from coming to see me, I need your HELP with an even more pressing matter…… Where should I eat? I always forget! Can you help an idiot out? #StLouis #missouri #midwest

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