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Sassiest Boy in America, 1997. Southern living in New England. He/him/they/this ‘un
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Prescient quote from Fitzgerald: “Let me tell you about the very rich. They are different from you and me. They’re fucking stupid and will yank your grandmother off life support to avoid taxes.”

On the other hand, just imagine having the chance to spit on Ed Martin and not taking it

Why join the Klan when the government will pay you for your domestic terrorism?

At what point, is Trump going to host [insert world leader] for a reading from The Illustrated Turner Diaries?

The photo site keeps trying to sell me wizard pants, but I don’t need wizard pants. I am never, ever going to need wizard pants.

Rigby is wolf

Derptimus Prime

I know it’s totally outside the bounds of broadcast journalism, but I’m still amazed every single time this happens that the interviewer never has the natural human response and asks, “Sir, are you fucking stupid?”

Maybe this is borne of my inability to spot my own mistakes, but I worked as a copyeditor for a bit, and it’s ok to forgive yourself for typos. Also, if you’re only on wrong their/there away from hating yourself, be chill about other folks’ writing. You’ll feel better.

Beg to differ

For years, when I told people (who were my age) about BK table service, they would accuse me of hallucinating it

TAKE. AWAY. THEIR. MONEY.

Sir, why are you a fucking moron who has no idea what’s happening in your own administration?

For your enjoyment: here is Secretary of Education Linda McMahon talking about implementing AI in schools, but pronouncing it "A1," as in "A1 Steak Sauce" www.youtube.com/live/lxrg28z...

me this morning www.nytimes.com/2025/04/09/o...

I think the "protests don't matter" take is just absolute horseshit. I am not sure why so many people feel the need to engage in that kind of posturing.

I don’t know, maybe it’s common knowledge or just obvious to anyone who’s been around a lab, but this is true: there are tunnels underneath MIT, and they are filled with escaped white rats.

Sad for America and all. Also: Who will feed the escaped lab rats in their catacombs?

Wrong answers only

Who are we supposed to hate today?

Lutnick says tariffs will bring mechanics and HVAC specialists back to the US. At long last, I can stop shipping my car to Japan to get my air filter replaced!

Hank Tough us the new Blast Hardcheese

*Sips coffee as I gaze out at the fires rising above the horizon* Looks like it’ll be warm today

NPR is doing a fund drive, and I feel like they’re really not reading the room

Starting a band called Nation of Luigis

Buy the dip!* *Definitely don’t buy the dip.

“Supposing you brought the light inside the body”

Well that seems suboptimal