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your 2025 chicago cubs

TO ALL THE IAN HAPP HATERS

Solo homer kinda day

Elly De La Cruz lines out sharply to left fielder Steven Kwan. Catch probability: 16% Est. Distance Covered: 82.0 ft Exit Velo: 108.0 mph Launch Angle: 16 deg Hit Distance: 346 ft @officialreds.bsky.social @cleguardians.bsky.social

Happ

These umpires sucked in Detroit

Ian was safe. Fuck New York

My guy

“I didn’t vote for *this*!” I mean okay but you voted for some other heinous shit he promised so that doesn’t really change my opinion of you

bury me in wrigleyville

Friendly reminder that our left fielder is a three-time Gold Glove winner. Congrats, Ian! ✨

Good on Elon’s kid for punching Nazis.

Joey Ortiz lines out sharply to left fielder Jarren Duran. Catch probability: 14% Est. Distance Covered: 69.6 ft Exit Velo: 103.5 mph Launch Angle: 15 deg Hit Distance: 358 ft @milwaukeebrewers.bsky.social #DirtyWater

Matt Shaw leaves us in awe... again. 😲

The day he’s not on the radio will be so upsetting. He’s amazing

@jeremytache.bsky.social where is our standalone pitch clock episode? I’d listen to this every day

Weston Wilson pops out to second baseman Adael Amador. Catch probability: 28% Est. Distance Covered: 46.3 ft Exit Velo: 68.4 mph Launch Angle: 20 deg Hit Distance: 189 ft #RingTheBell #Rockies

Shoeless.

Get me robot umpires yesterday. Good god.

Nick Sogard lines out to right fielder Akil Baddoo. Catch probability: 12% Est. Distance Covered: 63.1 ft Exit Velo: 86.8 mph Launch Angle: 17 deg Hit Distance: 239 ft #DirtyWater #DetriotRoots

SOMEONE MIGHT HAVE TOLD THE CHICAGO CUBS THEYRE THE GODDAMN CHICAGO CUBS

I never doubted Turner for a second (I most certainly did)

Nolan Schanuel lines out to center fielder Jackson Merrill. Catch probability: 28% Est. Distance Covered: 48.0 ft Exit Velo: 97.1 mph Launch Angle: 14 deg Hit Distance: 273 ft #GoHalos #TimeToShine

.@ofcwrigleyfield bleachers, you’re doing amazing sweetie.

@bsky.app is really underrated on the fact that unfollowing someone actually keeps their posts out of my feed. Like I feel like anywhere else if I unfollow someone I still see their crap

Sam Haggerty lines out sharply to center fielder Javier Báez. Catch probability: 28% Est. Distance Covered: 68.0 ft Exit Velo: 101.8 mph Launch Angle: 16 deg Hit Distance: 347 ft #StraightUpTX #DetriotRoots

Why is Justin Turner still getting starts?

PCA playing darts in center field. 🎯

Carson Kelly home runs this season: 8. Carson Kelly strikeouts this season: 7.

Been a big Happ fan since he came up. So cool to watch him grow with the Cubs

PETER!

Michael

Broadcast came back in time to see Ian Happ walk to load the bases, Kyle Tucker rocket single to score a run, and Seiya Suzuki perfectly blooped single to score another. Now I love the Apple TV+ broadcast.

Glad this just shit out on me too

MVP