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Words guy in a numbers room; numbers guy in a words room | I used to wear aprons at Oregon basketball games, now I just wear them for holidays and tailgates | he/him
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OBSTRUCTION. PAC-12 AFTER DARK I MEAN B1G AFTER DARK. #WCWS #GoDucks

Kieran Tierney send-off goal. 🥹 #AFC

Ducks to OKC! Let’s goooooo!!!!!! #GoDucks #WCWS

I love you Oregon Ducks and the way you just absolutely own a certain team. -Won 45-6 in the Fiesta Bowl -Won 81-52 in the First Round of the NCAA Men’s Tournament -Won 13-1 in the NCAA Softball Super Regionals to sweep and ame the Softball World Series. Puddles putting out the Flames.

Clutch City Population: DEZ #GoDucks

Learned tonight that there’s nothing in the rule book explicitly about “re-establishing contact” on base with regard to leaving early. Feels like we might have Air Bud play next time. #GoDucks

Dez Patmon walks it off again! What a finish in Eugene! #GoDucks #NCAASB

Ways the Kerr-era Warriors lose playoff series: 1) LeBron 2) injuries That’s it. That’s the list. 😓 #NBAPlayoffs #DubNation

We are the dumbest country led by the dumbest possible person.

Donnarumma has been unbelievable. Just outstanding. #ChampionsLeague #UCL

This Arsenal match tomorrow is going to be SO boring by comparison. 😂 #ChampionsLeague #UCL

You wouldn’t think that a keeper could be deserving of Player of the Match if his side give up 3 goals, but Jan Sommer has been INCREDIBLE today. Completely stood on his head to put Inter in this position to advance. #ChampionsLeague #UCL

A soccer commentary soundboard but it’s all just Ray Hudson squeals. #ChampionsLeague #UCL

This Inter-Barcelona match absolutely deserves 30 minutes. But please, settle it without going to penalties. 😭 #ChampionsLeague #UCL

THIS. GAME. IS. INSANE. #ChampionsLeague #UCL

If VAR reviews in the #ChampionsLeague can be *this* fast (AND accurate), the Premier League have absolutely no excuse for the shambolic version they put out there week after week.

Arsenal are DISMANTLING Lyon right now!!!! Let’s goooo!! #UWCL #Arsenal

Josh Conerly in the first round, too! Wooooo! #GoDucks #NFLDraft

LET’S GOOOOOOO!!! Big ups, Harmon! #GoDucks #NFLDraft

This is the greatest Arsenal performance (over two legs) we’ve seen in a generation. Absolutely incredible. LET’S GOOOOOO!!! #afc #UCL

The Supreme Court ruled 9-0 that Trump has to bring him back, so of course he holds a press conference openly defying that. Checks and balances, gone. Democracy gone. This is a full-blown autocratic dictatorship.

BUDDY HIELD?!?! WITH THE SEASON ON THE LINE?!?! THAT’S THE PLAY?!?!

A generational performance for Arsenal. 🥹 Fully crying. What a match. #UCL

DECLAN RICE AGAIN?!?!?!?!?? #UCL

Courtois on fire. Sheesh. Game could be 3-0 without him. #UCL

DECLAN RICE WITH A ROCKET LAUNCHERRRRR #UCL

This UConn defense is S T I F L I N G 😤💪🤯 #MarchMadness #ncaaW

What a comeback! #MarchMadness

BUKAYO SAKA. WELCOME BACK, YOU BEAUT. 🥹😭 #Arsenal #starboy

The smallest man in the universe.

As a huge Lady Gaga fan, I was a bit lukewarm on Abracadabra, but now that I’ve heard it 3,742,935 times as part of #MarchMadness commercial break transitions, I… still don’t know how I feel about it. 😅

No evangelical sportswashing bullshit in herrrrreee! 🙅‍♂️ #GoDucks

C’MON DUCKS! What a finish! Way to hang on. Super gritty from Peyton Scott. #GoDucks #MarchMadness #ncaaW

The United States is now a brutal dictatorship.

Destroying the Department of Education to pay for billionaire tax cuts. The average Thursday in the Trump administration.

My 2.5-year-old got the McNeese State-Clemson pick right because he picked “horses” over “tiger paws” so I’m glad I’m raising a true bracketology genius. 🧠 #MarchMadness

Nothing like getting the first game of #MarchMadness wrong by 20 points before halftime, right? 😅

First they announce the end of open seating, and now they’re going to charge for bags? Congrats, Southwest, you’re just like everyone else now… 😒 This longtime loyalist won’t be choosing you first by default anymore.

Reminder that whenever Trump and his cronies say “globalists,” they’re referring to an antisemitic conspiracy theory that Jews all over the world (because, you know, centuries of persecution and diaspora) actually prioritize their own power together as Jews over their countries of citizenship.

@arseblog.com @gunnerblog.bsky.social Arsenal played 5 different “left backs” (MLS, Cala, Timber, KT, Zinny) all over the pitch in a record-setting win. How many of these players make it into an all-time Arsenal LB XI? (Selections have to actually play those assigned positions?) #ArsecastExtra

This doesn’t help anybody.

They will come up with a million bullshit excuses to continue blindly trusting Trump. But they are still bullshit.

What a smash and grab! Oregon b-ball, baby! #GoDucks

JACKSON SHELSTADDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD #GoDucks

I would be enjoying that Liverpool collapse a lot more if Havertz, Saka, Havertz, or Jesus were healthy right now… 😓

What a famous finish at Goodison Park. How can you not get misty-eyed at football. 🥹 #MerseysideDerby