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I keep repeating this process of feeling bad for the innocents murdered by people with power/money, realizing feeling bad doesn't help anybody, dulling the pain, resolving to do what I can, realizing all I can do is just "vote blue no matter who", feeling bad again, annulling the pain, sleeping in..

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

third amendment continues to pull its weight as the secret funniest load bearing cog in america's stupid machine

submitted 14 days ago • 52 comments

It's me. I fucked Peter Schiff when I was 16. He was a gentle lover. Very attentive. Said my pussy tasted like gold, which was a little weird, but he went at it like a dog in a jar of peanut butter.

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

I always feel like I come off as kinda dumb whenever I recommend 4D Golf to people. But it legitimately helped me learn how to navigate my hyperdimensional inner-space. Like I can feel when a shift in perspective happens and remain oriented instead of discombobulated.

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

billionaires should be Mandatory Reporters

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

I'm 10% thinking the Musk-Trump shit is all kayfabe. They both got what they wanted out of each other and can now freely use each other as unassailable scapegoats.

submitted 18 days ago • 4 comments

we’re re-deriving punk from first principles

submitted 18 days ago • 1 comment

I'm mad the bill kills so many people. Elon's mad the bill doesn't kill enough people. We are not the same.

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

As a language prescriptivist, I insist that everyone who identifies as "gay" should be happy.

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

This thing where kids seek attention and approval is so easy to use as a force for good.

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

What should I label myself? I'm not pro or anti crypto. I think it's a tool that the Left should be using for good as much as the Right is using it to grift. I think it's inevitable that corrupt politicians will be incentivized to promote it. I want the good to win out.

submitted 21 days ago • 1 comment

Watching Jordan P refuse to be pinned down was illuminating. I realize now that I practically have a fetish for being pinned down. Make me explain myself, Mommy. I can do it. Give me a challenge. Give me a chance.

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

We're gonna learn definitively that consciousness is some kind of hyper-dimensional information processing quirk. No complex hyper-dimensional information, no consciousness. It'll put to bed panpsychism. AI will be able to "see" the shape of it and tell us whether the shape is present in it.

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

Refusing to be pinned down is volcel coded.

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

sorry i'm vestigial

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

Poverty was such a great motivator for me. I actually look back on those days with fondness. Profound sense of purpose. "I need to get a job and fix this situation." We need some kind of system for helping people who are succeeding to maintain that sense of purpose.

submitted 23 days ago • 1 comment

you racked up the highest kill count of anyone in the world this decade in Q1 2025, my dude

submitted 24 days ago • 23 comments

Convinced Musk is so far gone at this point that if he did sober up, he'd have no recollection of the last 3 years and be shocked to discover that he owns Twitter

submitted 24 days ago • 56 comments

My life is just rediscovering how sensitive to noise I am every time I remember to put my headphones on.

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

"A one sentence explanation of the Federalist Society vs. Trump might be this. An ideology welded to a spoils machine is in a fight to the death against a spoils machine welded to a spoils machine." www.programmablemutter.com/p/the-federa...

submitted 23 days ago • 15 comments

Ah, the French. Famously always talking about how they'd love to punch Elon. Unlike the test of the world. Great reference, sir.

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

When men who cry about merit are asked to do some actual work:

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

Elon being fooled into thinking Trump and Republicans actually cared about balancing the budget is yet another data point that should shake off any remaining Elon simps out there. It won't, but it should.

submitted 25 days ago • 1 comment