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I am a mountain man,love @werewolf.mov, love my life in the outdoors, enjoying fresh air and beautiful mountains world wide,super cars and 4x4😘❤️🌹⛷🧗‍♂️🚵‍♂️ steamcommunity.com/id/001 last.fm/user/001
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how much weed do you have to smoke to have a whole bank account to fund it

first day at pancake school. i got expelled

i hate how exercise actually makes you feel better. you’re telling me i have to flail this sack of meat around like a lunatic to not feel like i’m dying? whatever man

lmao they paid out $147,460,000 in bonuses on modern warfare 2, i knew it was a lot but holy fuck. perfect example of people making a better product when they’re paid more. but gamers can’t figure this one out www.gamedeveloper.com/business/act...

i honestly attribute the downfall of call of duty to bonuses disappearing. when modern warfare 2 (2009) released, many people working on it got bonuses up to 6 figures. and you wonder why they were able to achieve such passionate games with a fraction of the people and resources? lmao

speaking of ai, some people on twitter are falling for ai mukbang videos (which is so funny because the entire point of mukbang is for the viewer to connect with the Real person behind the video— but i digress), and anyways this specific clip had me in tears

starting to wonder if these people have eye balls

people arguing about the pronunciation of my name while i'm trying to run the map. peak bhop is back

i love balls

i love her so much

im so glad the cs:s usp-s silencer animation looks like this so i can just be jacking off my cock during my whole run (in real life too)

they’re cooking me outside on the pavement for my birthday

my dog being alive when she almost died is the best gift ever, birthday or not. but if there’s anything i want for my birthday today, it’s more help towards paying this off i haven’t been repeatedly signal boosting this bc i don’t want to be annoying but i still really need help 👉👈

it is my birth day :D im feeling so old now .. Can someone please take me to bingo

@zima.ooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.ooo your handle lmfao

my birthday is tomorrow and this is how i feel trying to make any plans for it

i hate when im at the costco food court and they say they’re out of something.. like what the fuck do you mean you’re out of plates? You’re literally costco. 2 aisles behind us there’s a pallet of 100,000 paper plates. figure it out

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