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Sometimes I think maybe we all died when the clock struck 12 in the year 2G
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Jared Kushner did a shit job solving the Middle East problems is all.

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Commentary: You Sure You’re In The Mood For Another Wes Anderson Film With Everything That’s Going On? theonion.com/you-sur...

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Omg how many wars in my life will be about imaginary nuclear weapons.

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I am escorting my sister to her 6 surgery in 3 years and I just checked the news and I am the living embodiment of Troy walking back into the party with the pizzas

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The ugly ugly time we’re in, it feels like this may be an inflection point for everyone. This seems like the farthest we can keep holding our country, without snapping. If this was Saved by the Bell, Zach Morris would break the 4th wall and say “Time-Out!”

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We’re going to find out that Trump or admin thinks lock step is too gay or some shit.

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I did not edit this, this is the actual parade with the actual music being played. CINEMATIC

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omg it’s a movement

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Me: everything is bad. Lets check something different than regular news Checks People and wut:

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Happy Friday the 13th! The Cure's Mixes of a Lost World is now available at most places you buy/stream music. www.thecure.com Artwork by @butcherbilly.bsky.social

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SCOOP — ICE employees received an email yesterday telling them the agency's warrantless arrest policy had been rescinded. It's likely part of the Trump administration's efforts to further loosen enforcement restrictions to meet the new quota of 3,000 immigration arrests per day. My report:

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Well what the fuck #stlcards

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Nobody: Absolutely nobody: Me, standing in front of my fridge/pantry/cabinet: “And I stilllll, haven’t found what I’m looking for”

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Feels like there is a specific generation that needs to know: Nelly never sat next to Vanna White on a plane.

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The perfect duo 🦆❤️

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Would maybe liked to have heard Jim Edmonds talk about this, lol.

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I don’t know why I thought Contreras would be bad as a first baseman. It’s not always pretty but he’s getting the job done. I haven’t checked the numbers. Just all vibes. #stlcards

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we’ve got a bunch of parents voluntarily guarding the elementary school gates if you want to know how LA feels this morning

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To the song “The Distance” by Cake Stl Cardinals 2025 version They’re going to distance, they’re going for speed, LA all alone all alone all alone in their time of need (of runs) B/c they’re racing & placing and using the force, they’re fighting and yungry, and relying on their short (stop)

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Not today, MAHA fortune cookie

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Willson Contreras with the quote of the season: “We can f*ck everybody.” #STLCards

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The St. Louis Cardinals are going to win the World Series #stlcards

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Whew, Masyn!

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Are all the anti-fa meeting at an Olive Garden afterwards to celebrate? Or did you raid it?

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Maton stares at people straight in the eye and I love this little sociopath. #stlcards

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Oh wow if I know one thing about baseball, it’s that you will at some point, suffer a gut wrenching loss due to a Rowdy Tellez homer. Nice for him to see how it feels, lol

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The cheers for Tommy Edman…Wow #stlcards that was intense!

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I am once again putting out in the universe that they (Andy) make a Real Housewives of Major League baseball. #MLB They can’t do MiLB because then they’d have to show how poor the players are.

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Seems like a good day to re-read @sarahkendzior.bsky.social and I threw in a little mixer

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If you’re reading this don’t forget to take your after meal or midday pills.

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Naddoooooooloo! #stlcards

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Omg he flew to that ball. through the air! #stlcards

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There is always money in the Banana Stand

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gentleman, gentleman, please, there's no need for this! you are both in the epstein files.

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It sure seems like men are too emotional to run the most powerful country on earth!

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Imma be honest I in no way thought the Cardinals would win that game. #stlcards

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