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EO apostate Occasional pictures of adorable cats and dogs Art, Astros ⚾️ , North Texas 🦅 , ♠️, ⚓️
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I don't think anyone would be brave enough to make it, but we really need a Rebel Ridge/Rambo style movie where a soldier goes on a rampage after ICE kidnaps his wife

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Jeff Koons is boring

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"Forget About Intelligence" is probably going to be the title of an award winning general history of the 21st century written in the late 22nd (assuming we don't all die)

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I love grackles. It's like nature saw suburban sprawl and created a whole species to say "fuck you, I'm still going to win" to humanity

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I know it's a bot, but good Lord

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"What the hell was that!?! This is the NBA Finals! That was horrible!" -- @cebullion.bsky.social

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The War on Terror so profoundly fucked this country. -OS

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I would like to offer a fuck you from the bottom of my heart every dipshit crank that spend the last fucking decade acting like at any point Donald Trump was ever even remotely a peace candidate

submitted 2 days ago • 15 comments

Everyone, please click through and read this. It’s amazing

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Little bro dislikes late night west coast baseball

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My left eye just twitched involuntarily

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@ajoff.bsky.social this goes so hard

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My brother in Christ, if I could describe heaven using worldly terms, then it would be this. Sitting on the Guadalupe River eating enchiladas, drinking margaritas, while hearing mariachi bands.

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I feel like this shouldn’t be a controversial opinion, yet here we are

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I wish more people understood practicing preventive medicine saves money, like a lot of money

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Objective fact

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I need a sign to tap that says "Indie is for Music and Movies, not Mass Political Movements" Political Hipsterism is how you ensure that you never win anything.

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My firm belief in the fundamental decency of people is in part a combination of who my dad is as a person and the fact that he introduced me to Star Trek

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oh, we’ll rally ‘round the flag, boys, we’ll rally once again, shouting the battle cry of freedom. and we’ll gather from the hillside, we’ll gather from the plain, shouting the battle cry of freedom. the union forever!

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From today’s protest in Houston - IYKYK:

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Fire Brendan Rodgers dot com. #Astros

submitted 11 days ago • 1 comment

Dried orchid flowers and berries and ink on homemade recycled paper

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This would really upset Hank

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The sole criteria I will be voting on in the 2028 primary is which candidate credibly promises to put the largest number of Trump officials in prison. I do not care about any of their other policies.

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Absolutely no one: Victorian aristocrats:

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came across some art that depicts what it feels like to live in america in 2025

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Reminder that if Andor season two had run weekly, we’d be at the Ghorman Massacre today

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