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Helping me unpack #Caturday

You can buy Biscoff, but it always tastes better at 30,000 feet ✈️

RIP 😒

My local Chinese food restaurant started offering Scorpion Bowls to-go. Sometimes it's the little things in life that bring us joy πŸ¦‚πŸ₯‘πŸ₯΄

Someone missed me while I was away for a few days β™₯️🐱

I appreciate that my cat kills mice while I'm sleeping, but does she have to leave them at the foot of my bed? 🀒😺

Having a hard time staying awake this #Caturday

Lazy #Caturday

Wake up. Feed me. Now. #Caturday

#Caturday

The cat at my local hardware store is so judgemental πŸ˜‹ #caturday

#Caturday

Less than $150,000 to go until we hit $1 million for Children of Fallen Patriots. Staying up until we hit it. Time to make history. www.youtube.com/live/67n-Y1s...

#caturday

My Valentine 😻

We're not ready to face the world just yet #Caturday

My best friend at work got laid off today. I'm drinking LOTS of whiskey in his honor

Did anyone else think that Billy Ocean was talking about reindeer this whole time? #CaribouQueen

Didn't realize I would be so invested in Limu Emu's backstory

I built up enough static electricity that I accidentally "zapped" my cat. Now she's looking at me like I revealed my secret identity as Thor

Why do the men in my neighborhood feel compelled to compare snowblower sizes so early in the morning? It's a holiday, boys. Go back to bed 😴

Damn you Amazon. How dare you tempt me with the Knight Rider theme?

I can't come into work today. My cat is too comfortable lying next to me and I don't want to disturb her. 🐱

She unmade my bed just to make herself more comfortable #catlife

New England Patriots can't even lose correctly πŸ˜’

When you visit incredible museums and only take pictures of cats #Caturday #SpringfieldMuseums

Super/Man: The Christopher Reeve story is phenomenal. Inspirational. Beautifully told. Be a hero

The cat that sleeps 20 hours per day can't understand why the teenager sleeps all morning #Caturday

Why do @lindtchocolate.bsky.social look like the Death Star? @starwarsexplained.bsky.social @starwarsofficial.bsky.social

My dishwasher this week:

Watching our favorite Christmas movie: Arthur Christmas #thewrongtrelew

Wearing my favorite Christmas sweater! @weirdalyank.bsky.social #weirdchristmas

Happy holidays everyone! Be safe and kind out there. #bekind #bemerry

#holidaycookies

Sent a package to the UK. It was processed by the "Coventry Transit Parcel Force". It's the superhero team I didn't know I needed πŸ¦ΈπŸΌβ€β™€οΈ #coventrytransitparcelforce

Whoa - the Bills have entered the chat 🏈

Paulette says hello! #Caturday

Yesterday: I love real Christmas trees! The smell, the grandeur, the tradition πŸŽ„β™₯️ Today: I hate these f--king pine needles 🀬🀬

Kid thinks he's a brilliant comedian for calling our oversized Christmas tree "Twiggy Smalls". 15 going on 50

Cat staring at Christmas tree: Oh great - look what the human dragged in πŸŽ„πŸˆ