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(He/Him) Just a data analyst living in Louisville, KY. 📊 When I'm not crunching numbers, you can find me reading books 📚, playing board games 🎲, or hanging out with my wife & dogs. 🐾 https://www.CraigRettig.com
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How sad is it when I see the headline, shake my head, say "That doesn't surprise me", and THEN realize it's actually an Onion article?

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Linda McMahon, Secretary of Education, sent Harvard a letter. They graded it. Bwahahaha.

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It's a start, I guess. At least, until 47 decides he needs to trash the economy to short-sell some stocks again... #tariffs www.cnn.com/2025/05/12/b...

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The 💩 A.I. image and red lightsaber really show what this Administration stands for. #MayThe4th

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A new Crab Fragment Labs newsletter! Remember: you can still print all of our games at home, or get print-on-demand card decks made here in the US. We are as tariff-proofed as can be. Share with friends, and please consider joining our Patreon! 😁 🦀 crabfragmentlabs.com/campaigns/vi...

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“I was really hoping to be able to hang out with all my awesome friends at the Department of Defense today, but there was only one seat left, and they told me they were saving it for someone else.” said Pete Hegseth theonion.com/unpopul...

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If you haven't played Rock Hard: 1977 yet, here might be your opportunity. It was my favorite new game of 2024.

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If you're getting a gateway timeout on SM's site, there is an archived version here: archive.ph/PKPTs

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We need adult waterparks. No kids, a floating bar in a lazy river circling the stage with live music and a taco truck.

submitted 29 days ago • 15 comments

Seen this weekend while out running errands. #GoldenGirls #LouisvilleKY #MtRushmore

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Gambling is now a safer form of investment than keeping your money in a 401(k)

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You tell 'em, AOC!

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Nation Ready To Be Lied To About Economy Again theonion.com/nation-...

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Best tariff explanation I've seen so far...

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I think I'll be converting all my money into Cobra's new cryptocurrency. ...because I trust Cobra Commander more than the current administration. www.instagram.com/reel/DH57Qmy...

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This!!

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Fascism means never having to say you’re sorry.

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2025 is SomaFM's 25th anniversary! Stay tuned for 25th anniversary merchandise including fancy shirts and stickers... and a party sometime later this year in San Francisco. Thank you for all your support over the years – we couldn't have done this without you!

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It’s a good idea to 86 your data out of here if you’ve ever done this test. They’re going bankrupt, and offering the company for sale. In this brave new era of complete turdtasticness, who knows who they’ll sell to? Article includes how-to instructions. www.cbsnews.com/news/how-to-...

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All of my childhood punishments have become my adult goals: Eating vegetables, Staying home, Taking a nap, Going to bed early.

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A new blog post, looking ahead to all the collections of my work coming out this year... www.jmdematteis.com/2025/03/cool...

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Interesting article from Mental Floss. #NowYouKnow www.mentalfloss.com/can-you-shoo...

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The TESLA (a/k/a "TESLER") TAKEDOWN is working... WORLDWIDE! Turns out people really resent an unelected weirdo running our Government & creating economic chaos. Hit Elmo where it really hurts: in his big, fat wallet. If we #TankTesla, It's Ex-X! (a/k/a Twitter) #WinWin Visit www.takedowntesla.com

submitted 59 days ago • 2369 comments

Trump Says Recession Unfortunate But Necessary Step To Get To Depression theonion.com/trump-s...

submitted 60 days ago • 158 comments

This sounds awfully familiar...

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Hey, my vintage troublemaker pals, listen up! You might be more vulnerable to measles than you think! You don't want this cootie, it’s gross, it lasts a while, feels terrible, issues can continue, people can shuffle off their mortal coils. None of us has time for this. Thanks for tuning in!

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Dangit, @theonion.com , you're supposed to be writing parody, not actual news!

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Tried Castles Of Burgundy (the fancy version) again tonight. I had played the old, ugly version before I understood euro games and hated it. Now, it's... fine. I think Feld's design style doesn't mesh with my tastes. Everything feels like soulless mechanisms for their own sake. 6/10 #BoardGames

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Worst. Episode. EVER.

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Heads up for any #BoardGame professionals attending GAMA 2025 here in #LouisvilleKY next week. If you'd like some recommendations (or anti-recommendations) for food, entertainment, etc., please feel free to ask me. I've lived here since 1997 and work downtown several days a week.

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Snowing again here in J-Town. #Louisville #LouisvilleKY #winter #snow

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