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Writes books, mostly about magic and outlaws. Making my nest in Providence. My latest, Castaways, is available now. (https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0DY69D84T)
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#ComJunity 12 Ooooh. I *love* found families. Maybe because I always felt like an outsider and never quite felt like I found my tribe. As for favorite instances...here is a few I love: - Daniel Faust series by Craig Schaefer - A Rival Most Vial by RK Ashwick - The Imaginary Corpse by Tyler Hayes

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Been working on final edits and rewrites all week, but I think I see the light at the end of the tunnel. Hopefully it isn't a train.

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My agent: "And if you could save the jokes about (*checks notes*) professional wrestlers sleeping with other wrestlers' mothers for when you're NOT getting ready to release a new book, that would be optimal."

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Kip Sabian: "Where would you be, Nick? You'd be with your mom. But you can't be now. Because he's fucking her. He's fucking your mom, Nick. All kinds of positions. There's probably very expensive gear involved. Maybe a trapeze. Don't think about it." #AEW

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FIVE MORE MINUTES. #AEW

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Cover reveal, with art by the excellent Rebecca Frank! Firebreak is coming soon, we're in the final stretch of final-final edits now.

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dude this party is such an echo chamber. it's just friends hanging out and chilling and having a good time. you need to invite some people over who want to kill you with hammers

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Wait, tonight is another four-hour-long AEW show? I have to stay up until midnight to watch this thing, and work the next day? Just send Harley Cameron to my apartment to kill me, already. I mean…please?

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"Okay, look, we need you to say "ban all third world immigration, legal or illegal, and-" wait, some of you are cutting and pasting. C'mon, you're making us look like assholes here, take the talking points and make them your own. What the fuck do you mean 'ChatGPT is down?' Just reword this shit!

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It’s official. Studio Execs are now using Chat GPT to evaluate screenplays. Here’s proof from a friend’s pass letter: Not only is it vague and unhelpful, it references one specific — an antique camera. The problem? THERE’S NO ANTIQUE CAMERA IN THE FUCKING SCRIPT.

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My building's exterior windows are being washed today and I am fascinated by the skill of the guy driving the bucket truck. he just maneuvered this massive crane arm down a narrow alley like he was threading a needle, coaxing grace from such a big and ungainly machine.

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It's aliiiiiiive!!! 🎉🎉https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/emmaladams/voids-vengeance-complete-epic-fantasy-hardcover-collection?ref=2t6dsc

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Just discovered a perfect method for forcing myself to work through novel edits and rewrites. There is a fitted sheet in my dryer, waiting to be wrestled onto the bed. As long as I am editing, I do not have to deal with it.

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Hell, I write fiction and got regularly throttled. I have a tenth of the followers I used to have on Twitter, and engagement on Bsky is markedly higher, not lower.

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"Well, you see," Nick Frost said, "I'm already quite rich but I'd like to be even richer, and the fact that Rowling has openly said she's going to use her profits to destroy people's lives means absolutely nothing to me."

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This one is a post-impressionist painter, And that's some bread now This one says he wants to buy you cheddar, Cause he's a rat now

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When LA riots, you damn well know it’s happening.

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You know how the hero who punched Richard Spencer on camera was never found? And how great that was? Leave the skater punk alone. Let him become an archetype.

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Eight hours into Dune: Awakening, the true game has begun. By which I mean building a pretty, pretty dollhouse.

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Pride Month is upon us! If you love paranormal fantasy, trans gals with mysterious powers, or want to support a trans author, check out The Amelia Temple Series! All three books are available in ebook and paperback wherever books are sold! books2read.com/AmeliaTemple...

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BEHOLD.

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Today I get to write a scene featuring one of the nastiest characters I've ever concocted, and I'm giggling like a schoolgirl. Being a writer feels just slightly perverse sometimes.

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I've got an idea: let's lock Ro Khanna in a room with 10 neo-nazis for an hour, and then see how he feels about embracing Elon Musk. I mean, assuming he's not dead. Which he probably will be.

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MAGA pundits looking at the Trump/Elon feud like Archie looking at Betty and Veronica and they've finally gotta make a choice

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