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Arm the Woke Pope

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

me: hey medieval peasant. i'm from the future peasant: oh art thou here to try to kille me with doritos me: no i just wanted to say you were right all along about hot buttered bread. it fuckin rocks peasant: it DOTH rock me: it DOTH peasant: tis the GOATE

submitted 283 days ago • 34 comments

after days of grifters and con men at CES we stumbled upon the booth for VLC. they were all dressed as wizards and told us, "we have nothing to sell, we just decided to show up". i told them I'd been using their software to pirate media for 15 years and they said "keep doing that"

submitted 134 days ago • 331 comments

No fucking way

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

April Fools day …… or as I call it Amateur Night….,

submitted 418 days ago • 0 comments

Just do drugs like a normal person! Fuck!

submitted 55 days ago • 1 comment

Att thee jouste, watcheing with mine wyfe, thinking, that I coulde receive pleafure from her fine hand with none the wiser, I cut a low hole into mine box of puffed bread, only for her to reach in and, not knowing, pluck mine penif from its base like a turnip, and bite it, taking from me my penif

submitted 460 days ago • 10 comments

the cool thing about getting eaten by a jurassic park dinosaur is that you’d get to be turned into a new kind of poop that’s never existed before

submitted 214 days ago • 14 comments

This is my impression of Grogu walking

submitted 156 days ago • 0 comments

“party city’s going out of business” would be a good line right before you kicked someone in the nuts

submitted 155 days ago • 48 comments

Drone?

submitted 154 days ago • 0 comments

Drone?

submitted 156 days ago • 0 comments

Drone?

submitted 157 days ago • 0 comments

Drone?

submitted 159 days ago • 0 comments

Public Coast Brewery in Cannon Beach Oregon has the best hazy ipa I’ve ever had. Dank but not bitter and balanced malts. Goddamn awesome

submitted 285 days ago • 0 comments

Just at the most basic level it is really unhealthy to have to thought about Donald Trump as much as everyone in America has over the last nine or so years. Spending a decade of my life thinking about a super boring, super shitty crook and all the bad stuff he's doing or might do. It's embarrassing.

submitted 328 days ago • 65 comments

Every recipe website is named something like “Baby, baby, I’m Bakin’ by the Ocean” and you have to read six paragraphs about the author’s fertility issues before you can peel a potato

submitted 328 days ago • 0 comments

Is that bad?

submitted 359 days ago • 0 comments

Google thinks Drew Barrymore is in Schindler’s List

submitted 382 days ago • 0 comments

April Fools day …… or as I call it Amateur Night….,

submitted 418 days ago • 0 comments

My holiday tradition is putting a decoy box out for porch thieves, containing a bag of dirt labeled “puto”

submitted 520 days ago • 1 comment