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crash-out-show.bsky.social

Terminally online vigilante. Creator of heroic vibes. Pronouns are super / hero and my preference is JUSTICE! I post about games, news. Whatever I feel like. My posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:uf762xv6etz4f6ornzigrbdi/feed/aaaiqox7zrkdu

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what's a couple of typos between fiends

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TRISCUIT BOX: recommended serving 6 triscuits ME: calculating that's 18 scuits

submitted 36 days ago • 29 comments

Significant but underrated

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Chris Pratt is like dude Katy Perry

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It is my client, the defendant's belief that he is the main character, your honor, so case dismissed.

submitted 35 days ago • 2 comments

Are Catholics just like on the honor system right now

submitted 35 days ago • 77 comments

I've heard others say the same

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The most accurate thing about the Oblivion remaster is that, even after they updated the inventory and UI interface, both are still completely terrible.

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I always wonder what kind of emotional damage someone must've gone through when they disable quote posts on the most seemingly innocuous joke

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I suspect that is they keep Hegseth, the military may join us #resistance

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You fool! I've been secretly swearing allegiance to the United States of Chimerica this whole time! We also have an eagle as our symbol but he's like five other things too

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Stinks in here

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How I arrived on bsky

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Taking time out of my busy schedule to practice self-care (plunging my face into a bowl of ice cold Saratoga spring water, and never resurfacing)

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Googled "how to be funny when it's the end of the world" and the AI just told me "that's a common misconception; the Earth is an oblate spheroid and therefore cannot have an end" smh

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Remember when you were a kid and the teacher said you can be anything you want to be? Luckily I chose lower middle class and overweight.

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Teslas earnings are apocalyptic.

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My heart still races whenever I think about her and smoke meth

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Keep the dream alive — hit your snooze button.

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I'm not cheap and obsolete, I'm antique and expensive

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crem of whet

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The problem with me is me, which coincidentally, is also the solution.

submitted 38 days ago • 7 comments

My gravestone is going to read . . . he finally got the long nap he wanted.

submitted 36 days ago • 8 comments

I bet in olden times there was one alcoholic wine taster and they all had to wait around to see if he was dead or just sleeping

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If I ever grow this account I need to remember to turn off absolutely every method for interacting with me in any way Because ignoring others is truly how you know you've arrived

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Did Pete Hegseth leak the Oblivion Remaster in Signal chat? Find out at 11 EST!

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www.youtube.com/live/Ed_E2cr... It's real

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Looks like the new trail of tears is a terminal

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Incoming

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Truck Moobs to complement the Truck Nuts and fill out the experience.

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There are two wolves inside of you. Surgeon: Yes, I know. That's why we're operating.

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Misery doesn't love company, misery loves unlimited pizza buffets.

submitted 47 days ago • 5 comments

Based on usefulness, a scapegoat is my favorite animal.

submitted 45 days ago • 4 comments

Couldn't we have just left her on the moon or whatever?

submitted 44 days ago • 0 comments

Walking around with a “you voted for this shit didn’t you” look on my face a lot rn

submitted 49 days ago • 5 comments

Listen, I've been talking to your haters, and they raised a lot of valid points about you.

submitted 49 days ago • 18 comments

I am author of my own life but I think I've already lost the plot

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