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Republicans: WE NOMINATE SKELETOR Democrats: We dislike Skeletor but we will vote to confirm him. Please give us between 5 and 50 dollars. <Later> Democrats: I stand before you to condemn the actions of Skeletor. He should have never been given this power. Please give me between 5 and 50 dollars.

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Here are the Top 5 Dogs of the week!

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a popular excuse for staying on the nazi website doxxing activists and putting people in mortal danger is "my friends are there" and well you know what, so are a lot of mine, and yeah that sucks & I miss them but I made new ones here and I don't have to feel terrible about supporting pure evil

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*Swipes right*

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No funds to rebuild after devastating storms and fires, but troops if you demand basic human rights. Got it.

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These rescuers attached a sausage to a drone to lure a stranded dog named Millie back to safety. 14/10 for everybody

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Math. Not even once.

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In his case, the D stands for Dunce.

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🎯 #NeverForgetJanuary6th

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ICE raids hit across Los Angeles today—and locals are rising up. This is what resistance looks like. ✊🏾 This was about an hour ago…

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This is a full out attack upon the working poor. Shameful. Wrong. Bad for our country.

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Just awful.

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This is Autumn. She was born without one paw. Gets along just fine with three, but still sometimes uses a prosthetic leg when she wants to blend in. 13/10

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Not satisfied with purchasing a Presidential Election to become co-President, Sissy SpaceX now wants to buy himself a Supreme Court judge in Wisconsin. You can end his shopping spree, Wisconsinites! 🚫 💰 #VoteForJudgeSusanCrawford 🗳️ ✅ 👍 This is super important.

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Bunny Bulma 🐰🩵 #cosplay #dragonball

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Funny....All of a sudden, no one's performing arbitrary sex-change operations on unexpecting grade-schoolers anymore.

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This is Porkchop. He's got better dance moves than we ever did or ever will, let's be honest. 14/10

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It's Over - Gator Days

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