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AKA Deliciousmile/WatchPrecure | 30+ | Bigender, graysexual, autistic | Irish/Mexican-American from Orange County (CA) | Any/all | I love cute anime sh*t | Sometimes NSFW
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it's monday

あまりにも誕生日っぽくない絵になっちゃった おめでとうございます

i cast Anime Titties targeting your mother, which adds a +4 to her MILF total for three turns

Kanbaru Suruga · Monogatari Puc Puc

the main source of democrat opposition to trump bombing iran is that he didn't give them the opportunity to vote in favor of it first

「……本当に、夢みたいです……せんせえ……ありがとうございます」💍💜 #ブルアカ #BlueArchive #블루아카이브 #空崎ヒナ

Elon Musk thinks your kids are crash test dummies. He's set to release his robotaxis in Austin, and wants to roll them out across the country as fast as possible. That's a danger to all of us—especially kids. #teslatakedown #MuskMustFall

party rock is in the house tonight

it's Caturday

capitalism made the guy who built his empire on self-driving cars that can't and rockets that constantly explode the richest man on earth, but sure tell me again how it's the greatest system ever devised

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A customer told me she couldn't believe this store would put up a Pride display, because what if children see it?? Anyway, it was my display, and I'm proud of it, and you (and your children) should all see it. #BookSky 📚💙

calling journalism "content" 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

It's Friday Friday Gotta get down on Friday

McDonald's Cuban Sandwich (2001-2001): Ham, pork, Swiss cheese, pickles and mustard on toasted Cuban-style bread. Tested out solely in their 277 South Florida locations as part of a Cuban-themed test menu, which itself was an initiative organized by a coalition of Hispanic McDonald's franchisees

I won the Waveriding Treasure Hunter (VI) trophy in Genshin Impact (PS4) for 87 points on #TrueTrophies

POG

Metroid Prime 4 "out now" banner spotted in London Underground www.reddit.com/r/nintendo/c...

“Why is bluesky so incredibly dull” because you haven’t carefully curated a feed of the most unhinged people on the internet, like i have

Please rank Zohran Mamdani number one in your ballot :)

forgot to post dinner from last night 🍣

my unifying theory of everything for the 21st century american zeitgeist is that you can trace everything back to 9/11, the writer's strike, or gamergate. ICE? 9/11. Trump? You might think gamergate, but it's the writer's strike. The assault on trans rights is gamergate tho.

This is a good thread on a group of obvious scammers that are — somehow — insanely popular among people who (correctly!) regarded QAnon with contempt

BBQ borger and sweet potato fries

i'm makin boomer memes now

my baby

soon #GenshinImpact

El Stand

It's Monday

catte

periodic reminder to artists on here that you don't have to censor your posts by saying things like "p-site in bio" "c0mms" etc. bluesky doesn't deprioritize your posts based on keywords like that. just say "patreon." say "commissions." put the link in the post. spread your wings and be free

“miasma theory” is about as credible as geocentrism and the fact that we are talking about the fucking HHS secretary setting health policy because of it should end this administration all by itself

the article is better than this weasel-worded post. Miasma theory isn’t “outdated.” It’s false. It’s dark ages nonsense. And germ theory isn’t “widely accepted” - it has been conclusively proven to be true.

it's Caturday

I am going outside :3