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An aloof, peremptory, dogmatic, narcissistic, borderline neurotic and imperious libertine living his best life. Actor, filmmaker and writer creating fantastic stories. amazon.com/author/creolegaudetstories - patreon.com/creolegaudet
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www.patreon.com/posts/131575... #dallas #crimescene #killing #shooting

Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you...my first of many episodes to come of my written series, Dope Boy Chronicles, in audiobook form. I hope you enjoy #series #crime #drama #fiction #erotica #read #audiobook youtu.be/y-armMqUuds?...

#Sprinklers in Dallas wet everything but the grass. The sidewalks, the streets and especially parked cars. You come out the next day and there are more spots on your car than a cheetah, combined with a leopard, combined with a hyena combined with a giraffe. How much #minerals are in the darn water?!

I cannot begin to find the words to explain how painful a #gout #flareup is to the big toe. You're basically a cripple until it's over. #arthritis #pain

I've finally completed my notes for my very first podcast. The main topic will be the real story of Madame LaLaurie. Stay tuned... #madamelalaurie #neworleans #podcast

Today this gentleman parked his 1969 #Camaro at the end of the #Walmart parking lot, taking up 3 spaces as if it were a Pebble Beach Concours d'Elegance winner. He then kept in the cold drizzle, telling me all about it. Now I'm in bed sick Grrrr... #1969Camaro

I love my #EV, but the lack of #chargingstations along with vandalized chargers for the #copper in the wires is beginning to wear on my nerves. Build more chargers already.

Got to the register, the sale wasn't showing. The lady told me that she needs a photo of the #sale price. Went and took photo. Trying her best, she noticed the expiration date of the sale but said that she'd honor it. I asked, "Since October?" #Gimmick, hoping you purchase without noticing. Kroger.

Back to being a #vegetarian. This time for life. I'd planned to begin on the first of the new year but, naahhhhh. Donating all my canned goods to the homeless.

There are hundreds of great songs from the 60s. However, none of them are better than Gene Chandler singing "Duke of Earl". This is one of the greatest #songs in the history of music...period! #60s #music #doowop #r&b #soul

It seems that the Cyber Truck has finally found a practical use. Since it's so damn obnoxious and you're forced to look at it, people are using them as rolling advertisement vehicles by wrapping them in their company's colors, logos and QR codes. Yay for the #cybertruck #tesla #truck #trash

Annnd how is Bo Nix the hero in this game? They should all be thanking their 54th teammate, good ol' "Crablegs". #NFL #Browns #Clevelandbrowns

Jamies Winston should voluntarily retire after tonight. He shouldn't even be let back into the locker room. Set his street clothes outside and let him change on the street. Then burn his entire uniform on the sidewalk in front of the stadium. Poor Browns' fans. #NFL #Browns

Jamies Winston is the greatest first 3 quarters QB in the history of the NFL. Come 4th quarter, old "Crab legs" never fails. #NFL #Clevelandbrowns #Browns

Joe Buck gets way too excited over mediocre plays by Bo Nix. #NFL #clevelandbrowns

I've seen images of the upcoming #polestar5 and I'm extremely impressed. That car is fantastic! I thought I liked the #lucid but, uh, no... Looks like my next car will be my second Polstar.

Why is it that I still cannot figure out #snapchat ?

Upon closer inspection, #Lucid panel gap and alignment are just as bad or worse than #Tesla Not in the market for an #Air anymore. I'll upgrade to the next #Polestar later while enjoying my #Polstar2

Sundays go way too fast, especially when the weather is beautiful. I'd like to turn back the clock for just a few more hours.

Now Dallas #Cowboys fans will be saying that the team is hot and are about to go on a run and make it to the #playoffs And of course they're going to win the Super Bowl too. #NFL

A potential #Tesla customer from Idaho discovered that his brand new #Cybertruck was "bricked" and needed a new battery pack before being delivered to him. Really?!!! I would definitely want all my money back and be grateful that it failed before taking it home.

Will next season's shocker be that Mary has cheated on Romain with her ex, Jason, during the heartbreak over Niko? They looked a little too close to me. Tattoos too... #sellingsunset

I know that this person and I are absolutely not paying the same in taxes... 🤔 Or at least we shouldn't be. #Lamborghini #Lamborghinirevuelto #Revuelto #exoticcars #supercars

These people are having an actual funeral over a dog? Niko was 126! #sellingsunset #dog

I'm rocking my 2023 #Polestar2 No gas to buy. No oil, transmission/differential fluid, antifreeze or filters to change. No brake jobs to do. No hoses/belts/timing belts or cam knock sensors to replace. No cat-converters to get stolen etc... No more ICE cars for me. #EV #Volvo #cars #automobiles

To fill in the gaps from my #writing #income, I drive #Uber However, cleaning puke and all sorts of other bodily fluids that Uber sometimes refuses to acknowledge as worthy of a cleaning fee, and even being #shot at by a drunk one who'd peed on my seat, I think I've had enough. #job

I'm mow 100% team #bluesky but what do I do with that other app? Do I just stay off of it or do I delete it? The more petty and arrogant that man becomes... #deleteX #boycottX #pettyMusk

They used to say that if the government ever let the public know about #UFOs that we all would panic. Well, they're telling us right now to put faces, but, no one is paying attention. Is it because they are now called #UAPs ? #UAP #UAP

I've never remembered a time when the movie and music industry celebrities were so quiet. Has EVERYONE been to #diddy parties? Was everyone recorded doing their dirty work? #Seancombs #hollywood #musicindustry #parties

I'm here in Dallas and you'd think the #dallascowboys didn't have fans at all. Not even the homeless are wearing Cowboys hats, jerseys etc. #nfl #dallas

Nooooo, Romain...! Stay out of the lady mess, brother. Let them work that out. Go have a beer or something and when you get home, just listen. #sellingsunset #netflix

Nah, Ryan... Whoever dressed you in this should be let go. Two sided dress blazers? I don't think so. Foolishness at its highest level. #mondaynightfootball #mnf #mensclothing

Whoa... There are so many plastic surgeries and cosmetic procedures going on, I hardly recognize the characters from their earlier seasons. Are continual "upgrades" contractual requirements to be on #SellingSunset or is it simply just vanity?

WOW, this app feels to me just like that once great one did around 2012 before it was totally destroyed by you know who! It's just like old times again. I'm loving it! #bluesky

Well, the #72Dolphins can relax for another year. Their undefeated season is once again safe. I still believe that the #Chiefs will win the #SuperBowl

Brand new here... Hello, Blue Sky, hello everyone! I can't wait to get started!