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Mutual raised eyebrows with Billy Bragg on Oxford Street.

Went to Croydon. Fuck. This was the picturesque part.

Finding a plumber: 1985: Call Brian 1995: Open Yellow Pages, call Aasvogel Plumbing 2005: Search on Findmynearest. co. uk 2015: Google "good plumber in Oxford, UK" 2025: Search the whatsapp group chats and find your child's friends' parents' plumber

Your cat in the litter tray at 2am #france #eurovision

Where can I watch more swiss wedgie wrestling? #sweden #eurovision

And it's goodnight from me, ... #greece #eurovision

Flippin Eck #finland #eurovision

Thank you Claude, on behalf of all the fiftysomethings, for your old-fashioned melanphoric eurobanger. I would have totally bought your song once it had peaked at number 48 in 1979 & it finally had its corner snipped off for inclusion in my local Woolworths' half-price box. #Netherlands #Eurovision

Transfixed by Latvian pondweed catsuit ladies. #eurovision

Stairs from the Arndale centre in Poole c. 1982 #eurovision

Spain are slowly bringing nuclear back online after their big power outage on Monday. Must have been an awful lot of checklists involved.

"Sometimes you have to take medicine to fix something" "Vaccines?" "No, not like that"

Get the fuck out of my DMs, AI.

Just bought Now Dance 902 double cassette and about to be disappointed by the Soup Dragons

www.youtube.com/watch?v=t13B... Just found a cassette tape of this MIDI lesson cover tape from Ace magazine, May 1989. It's been lurking in the back of my brain ever since. Incredible.

Looking through a bookmarks folder I imported from years back. So many pages lost like tears in rain, but this one is still there! Thanks @jonty.bsky.social Thonty.

South Oxford gang signs

Kicking out time at Cheltenham Festival

I mean look at this shit. Oxford Mail is a clickbait generator about LTNs and murders which shows a GB News ragebait page when exiting their website, then has the cheek to claim it has journalistic standards. Absolutely fuck all the way off and when you get there keep fucking off some more.

It was shit anyway. Will have to get my news in a weekly digest from @oxfordclarion.bsky.social