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CHEF. Food. Photography. Cookbook Author. Citizen Journalist. Insane Gourmiac. Vociferous Valkyrie. Cook Tease. (gomichild/Crowbar Jones elsewhere) Melbourne/Naarm UTC+ 10 🌏
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So um everyone accidentally likes a couple of their own posts when they first change their pic & haven’t memorised it yet - right?

Really? Reckon Sara Lee's lawyers will be on the phone shortly. #MasterChefAU

So... is the win on the merit of the ice cream alone - or the entire dessert? Because I'm pretty sure some of these ice cream flavours already exist. #MasterChefAU

Would totally eat banana, coffee and tamarind together. #MasterChefAU

Sorry Sarah but that combination isn't as revolutionary as you appear to think? Pumpkin... bacon crumble... I mean.... #MasterChefAU

Oh I really like Callum's dish. #MasterChefAU

We are all trying to get that image out of our minds, Curtis. ALL OF US. #MasterChefAU

😆😆 #MasterChefAU

Can we get through one episode WITHOUT a redemption arc? #MasterChefAU

Mhmmmmm #MasterChefAU

Pineapple with sticky date? 😬 #MasterChefAU

Coles ain't ponying up for saffron love. #MasterChefAU

ELEVATE - DRINK #MasterChefAU

How many churning crises will we have to endure? #MasterChefAU

Yet to meet a rice pudding I've liked. #MasterChefAU

OMG was Andre really ever that young? #MasterChefAU

ICE CREAM Something we have rarely seen being created on #MasterChefAU

The Teen got one too - as a Pokémon trainer 😁🥰

Was under the quilt attempting to drain Drum of all his body warmth when the Teen informed me he’d prepared me a hot bath with “old people powder”.