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Aunt Fritzi knows ball

Machu: I want to escape Side 6 and go to earth to float in the water like a jellyfish The glorious Kirakira:

Thinking of writing a sitcom pilot set in the Academy. Plato is constantly rambling about the Forms, Socrates interrogates every passerby to exhaustion, and ambitious student Aristotle won't stop pointing out everyone's logical fallacies. Also featuring Diogenes, who lives in the supply closet

Here's a cheat sheet for whenever you read an old sci-fi author

been saying this for like 3 years now, the core constituency of the "manosphere" is not Gen Z or teenage boys, it is 35-55 year old dudes who wish they were still teenage boys

I legit think this constant propaganda that "cis = biological" is so bad. It's going to take so much work to undo the harm of this

i like bluesky because people click on links and read my work and fewer people tell me to kill myself here. and i learn new stuff about how people have sex every day

I think my dysgraphia made me to want to be On The Computer way too much as a kid which was kind of a bad thing

me: the social contract is important and must be upheld crowd: [cheering and hollering] me: you, too, are obliged by the duties of civil virtue and that selfsame contract crowd: [jeering, becoming surly]

saying "oh yeah right" or "bull shit" every few minutes watching Star Wars

Honestly I'm kinda disturbed by how reflexively contrarian the CPC voters attitude to the monarchy is here. It's not the monarchy itself I'm worried about. It's the fact that chuds will turn on any institution they claimed to value on a dime if it's deemed "woke" or whatever.

> Tory voters don't like the King bro are you even Torying right

This is the funniest movie production fact I’ve ever read

My friend who’s a Black disabled trans person recently was forced to runaway from abusive family and thankfully secured housing in Vancouver but literally has $100 to his name. If you have anything extra you can send him funds here: akos.blp[at]gmail[dot]com (autodeposit on)

Every time I don’t like something that’s popular I think of this image and it cracks me up