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sleepy, queer, cat dude w/ multiple disabilities
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"I asked Chat GPT and" okay, well I asked a wega borad... weegi board... weggy board... oijij board... ojo board... oija board... oijis board.. oueja board... wija board... weegee bored... quiche board... wa weg board... Luigi board...

My newest creation is Mary the Scary Starey Strawberry. I designed and hand-sewed her. Mary is not considered scary by most other anthropomorphic fruits but Scary Starey Strawberry is a family name. She considers relaxing an art form and she takes her art very seriously. jeremycreature.etsy.com

Dear LocalGov LEOs, Please be advised there are roaming gangs of kidnappers in your jurisdiction. When called to assist their victims, show tf up and cuff the kidnappers, not their victims. Think you can manage that, ffs, you gd chickenshit cowards? ❤️, LocalGov

My newest creation is this fabric art pizza ghost bag. She believes that any money placed inside her should be used to purchase pizza or pizza-themed collectables. She keeps a legion of skeletons in her ectoplasmic doughscape, and they're very happy to live there. jeremycreature.etsy.com

1. The US Transgender Survey has finally been released, and the results are stunning. - <1% of people are less satisfied after HRT. - The most common reason for detransition, pausing transition, or stopping transition is transphobia. The latest from S. Baum. Subscribe to support our journalism.

If you're a Marine or other service member being mobilized to Los Angeles and you'd like to apply for conscientious objector status, call the GI Rights Hotline to get some guidance on your options: 1-877-447-4487

11 activists and 1 journalist were aboard the Madleen #FreedomFlotilla they are now hostages.

Money can't buy me love but it sure can get me medical treatment, shelter, food and legal defense.

I'm hoping to sell one more hand-sewn creature or bag by the end of the day. They probably won't devour your soul. Would anyone care to check out my Jeremy Creature shoppe? jeremycreature.etsy.com

If you are arrested during a protest or action against ICE or CPD in Chicago, I can represent you pro bono. Email me at [email protected]. (This is an offer for criminal defense; I unfortunately don't do immigration law.)

We got another update on Jonathan Joss’ murder in San Antonio. The SAPD are walkkng back on their statatement that his murder was not a hate crime. I’m glad the attention to this case is forcing the police department to investigate this as what it was. A hate crime. www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/rcn...

You are fantastic. You are a bonus onion ring with the side of fries. You are a hand-sewn puppet singing about existential dread. You are a cryptid party in an abandoned Blockbuster. You are a cosmic quokka in a top hat devouring a supernova sandwich.

My newest creation is this fabric art ghost bag. I designed and hand-sewed her, and I tie-dyed her lining. She enjoys eating bones of all kinds and using her telekinetic powers to make them dance inside her. jeremycreature.etsy.com

How am I supposed to leave this for a week 😫😭

Happy Caturday! 😻

Little boys. 💕 Postcard from my collection, unsent, 1902.

SWAMP LEMON HOLY SHIT 🤩

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I could use some help spreading the word about my Etsy shop. All of my little guys are designed and hand-sewed by me. Each one takes many hours to make. Thanks so much for the support. jeremycreature.etsy.com

Wanzhou Grand Waterfall in China

no person, only soup

Forcing people to pay $130 for a passport in order to vote is just a Jim Crow poll tax by another name. It is blatantly unconstitutional.

We heard the rumors. Maybe president panican will declare martial law, maybe he won’t. But do you think this clown car of incompetent sycophantic signal leakers can keep all 300 million of us down? Absolutely not. We will not comply. Here’s some advice from Oliver Kornetzke. Let’s get weird.

Iridescent cloud ☁️

in case you're wondering, "what's the harm in claiming an extinct species has been brought back from the dead" when it most certainly has not, our interior secretary is already using it to justify taking animals off the endangered species list

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🧵 Ten reasons authoritarian leaders deliberately crash their own economy while attempting full overthrow of democracy:

This is the best use of 2 minutes and 15 seconds of your time today! Please watch it yourself and then share it. 💗

Be a Samwise Gamgee. Support your friends, trust your instincts, be humble, lead with your heart, love potatoes, don't let one little spider ruin your day.

They have so few artists willing to allow their music to be used. Really says something.

Cutting domestic HIV prevention will have disastrous consequences. Do what @gregggonsalves.bsky.social asked us to do -- call your senators and tell them not to let this happen.

BREAKING: A court overturned Ohio's ban on gender-affirming care for transgender youth. This is a critical victory for trans rights.

They're called public records for a reason. Starting today, WIRED will *stop paywalling* articles that are primarily based on public records obtained through the Freedom of Information Act, becoming the first publication to partner with @freedom.press to offer this for our new coverage.