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"16$ for a hamburger and fries? What's even the point of McDon-[Gnome slingshots a pea at the back of my head and giggles to his mates]-guys it's happening again. I think it's happening again."

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"I used to be a little boy" I used to be a baby, but go off..

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Most racist person you know: "NYC has fallen. We should evacuate and comfort our loved ones while we still have time. A Muslim won the primary."

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Is it even worth pursuing traditional publishing for novels these days? I already a good relationship with an indie publisher and a top notch editor.

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It's working. Activate the machine.

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I'm beginning to think that making visibly corrupt weapons contractors a load baring pillar of our economy might not have been a great idea.

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Time is a flat circle. Welcome back 2001.

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Open another front. In the land war, just open another front. Surely you will not regret opening another front.

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Cannot recommend writing a murder mystery enough. It is weight training for your ability to plot.

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Hi ma'am

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when someone says something so anti-sycophant that you've gotta hit them with that withering smile of the ambitious lordling

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Jerry dates a brabant woman whose father has angered Emperor Rudolph. Elaine develops a boil that fascinates physicians. Kramer attempts to impersonate a monk, and is questioned by a Papal Nuncio. George is discovered to have the worst horoscope in the entire Holy Roman Empire.

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In Wigan it is both gravy and not gravy, existing beyond and throughout gravy, though with an internal structure whose nature is goodness.

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I think a lot about this type of writing. I think it stems from a lack of control over tone. The best parts of your favorite books are dramatic, therefore good writing has to be as dramatic as possible. It's the prose equivalent of having candy for dinner.

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How to fill a field with cucumbers in one easy step

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edginess as a readymade subversive identity used to channel frustration & anger without standing on any belief or value you've personally formed yourself can be detected by anyone who's been there and done that. its for pussies

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Patreon is raising the percentage it takes from new creators (again), from 8% to 10%, on August 4. People with existing Patreon pages get grandfathered into the old rate. If you're thinking about making a page, best to do it and publish it now.

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Dracula: high danger, has abilities Frankenstein: low danger, reasonable Swamp thing: medium danger, territorial Wolf man: high danger, has abilities Mummy: unknown

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My gargoyle egg hatched

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Giving a monk tonsureshots

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Murder mystery archiveofourown.org/works/66559072

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I saw John Waters tip well at a diner

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Current leading scholar of alexandrian alchemy listened to my twitch stream about alexandrian alchemy and said I "did a great job." Gonna be riding that high for months.

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www.twitch.tv/cryptotheism

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I enjoy the concept of One Page TTRPGS. They seem like the sort of thing you'd find in a Young Ladies Handbook For Entertaining At Social Gatherings.

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They are doing Laura Palmer shit to the Deltarune Christmas Deergirl

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Idk #ELDENRING #NIGHTREIGN

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I finished this months DAOC script and compiled a list of preliminary questions for Dr. Grimes interview this Friday. I have more than earned a day to add to my murder mystery story.

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3RD AMMENDMENT HEADS ITS OUR DAY

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It's cool that scams can hire you now

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I got so excited talking about the Cairo genizah I forgot to play Warframe for 2 hours

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This week on Philosophy Friday Filling the Field with Cucumbers: Talmudic legalism and ancient Jewish magic www.twitch.tv/cryptotheism