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cschleicher.bsky.social
TV writer/performer: Mindy Project, Never Have I Ever, Saved by the Bell, and more. I’m young and I love to be young.
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Do not, my friends, become addicted to water. It will take hold of you, and you will resent its absence.

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Happy No Kings Day from France! Learning a lot here about how to deal with tyrants 😇

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I don’t meet enough dogs named Diane.

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

My thoughts on what’s going on in Los Angeles:

submitted 10 days ago • 888 comments

“ICE is a terrorist organization.” Thank you for saying it out loud and not mincing words, @alaskathunderfuck.bsky.social. I know you’re not originally an LA diva, but you’re Queen of LA now. And yes, Pride is a fucking party, but it’s also A FUCKING RIOT. Let’s not forget. ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜

submitted 10 days ago • 5 comments

I’m a finalist for the Nobel Peace Prize this year for all the texts I chose not to send.

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

Some of y'all can't handle two high-agency males getting at it, and it really shows

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I don’t “watch” And Just Like That. I *survive* And Just Like That.

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

No twink death is more tragic than Pikachu’s evolution to Raichu.

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

Not saying I have a thing for bad boys, but I could fix The Entity 🫦

submitted 20 days ago • 1 comment

When I'm feeling down, I recite my mantra: "Nothing lasts forever, except for the things that do, and you either can or cannot do anything about that."

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

Truly would not have noticed the difference in Seema's hair length in And Just Like That but they keep bringing it up as if she shaved her damn head!

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

“You are completely overwhelmed by the rise of fascism and the only things that make you laugh anymore are Nancy Comics on Bluesky” - me, telling 2024 me about 2025

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

If you’re not immediately picking a side that you will not budge from in every couple’s fight, you’re not watching Couples Therapy right.

submitted 27 days ago • 1 comment

When I’m laid to rest, people won’t remember how much money I made or how much time I spent at the office. They’ll remember how many times I played the Rihanna song from Smurfs over Memorial Day Weekend 2025.

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

Saying “Florals for spring? Groundbreaking”? Groundbreaking.

submitted 38 days ago • 0 comments

Estonia’s Eurovision song rhyming lemons with demons in an Italian accent is so important to me, lyrically.

submitted 38 days ago • 0 comments

Wandering around the house muttering to myself “anyone left unkissed will be leaving the masseria.”

submitted 38 days ago • 1 comment

¡Átame! is so Anora coded

submitted 40 days ago • 0 comments

Saturn’s son is lowkey caked up

submitted 41 days ago • 0 comments

Chicago Pope! (This is a pun on Chicago Hope)

submitted 43 days ago • 0 comments

AMA I went to the Beyoncé concert without wearing SHEIN cowboy drag and I wasn’t executed

submitted 46 days ago • 0 comments

movie you’ve watched more than six times using gifs

submitted 47 days ago • 0 comments

Give me a couple weeks and I could make the Alfred Doolittle dustman hat the go-to accessory for gay summer parties.

submitted 49 days ago • 0 comments

Sort of feels like sins shouldn’t count in the period between popes. We deserve a sort of The Purge.

submitted 60 days ago • 0 comments

JD Vance : Pope Francis :: Liz Truss : Queen Elizabeth

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I don’t trust a foreign film that doesn’t have at least seven title cards of different arts councils before it starts. I need to know that the film board of Wallonia SUPPORTS THIS PICTURE.

submitted 60 days ago • 0 comments

Talk To Her (2002) dir. Pedro Almodóvar

submitted 65 days ago • 0 comments

Thought I would die a Lisa, but I lived long enough to see myself become a Principal Skinner.

submitted 66 days ago • 0 comments

When I listen to Born This Way, it makes me feel so seen as someone who did not CHOOSE to be asthmatic.

submitted 69 days ago • 0 comments

During Gaga performing Killah, I entered what can only be described as a demonic sexual moulting. I cannot be held responsible for what I did or what eggs I laid.

submitted 69 days ago • 0 comments

The pope dying kind of fell off…

submitted 69 days ago • 2 comments

Gays will be like, “She saved my life,” and it’s just… The female surgeon from that riddle who says “I can’t operate on this boy, he’s my son!”

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Need to give some family and friends a life update but it will have to wait until tomorrow to avoid prank allegations. April Fools’ Day is a prison.

submitted 79 days ago • 0 comments

I am begging you not to pull an April Fools prank. No one is in the mood this year. Jesters will be shot on sight.

submitted 80 days ago • 0 comments