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genuinely think that our elite and hyperrich will never regain their sanity until they lose twitter and have to get all their news filtered through executive assistants again

The added film is Guy Maddin’s The Forbidden Room.

How your email found me.

Literally begging you to post about Just Some Stuff. We will see the news I absolutely promise. Twenty people will repost the same exact thing about the news. Only you can post about a turtle you saw

100% not a crackpot

damn dude

something i want to do more of is share beautifully written pieces that i read. this is one of them www.theatlantic.com/magazine/arc...

Amazing: MIT researchers revealed how ChatGPT etc are destroying our brains and booby-trapped the report to expose those who want to use AI to ostensibly summarize the results. t.co/JXeTALBPds

Roger Ebert would have been 82 today, sharing the only Onion article to ever legitimately make me tear up theonion.com/roger-ebert-...

Like I've said before, if you have any doubts about climate change, just go to a super-boring insurance conference and listen to the super-boring panels where they dryly talk about the growing threat of disasters so catastrophic and unpredictable in scope they simply cannot be insured at any price.

RT if you ever bought Vintage Contemporary paperbacks just because they looked so cool

Wild how the Fed chair saying that *entire regions of the United States* won’t be able to get a mortgage in the next decade barely registered as a news event

👀 "The Criterion Channel will premiere Blossoms Shanghai, created and directed by Wong Kar Wai, later this year. The 30-episode series opened in China to phenomenal success, topping TV ratings for its entire run and becoming the most-streamed television series nationwide."

If I won the lottery I wouldn’t tell anyone But there’d be signs

I've said it many times before and Andrew Cuomo is making me say it again: we don't have a cancellation problem. We have never had a cancellation problem. To the contrary, we have a problem that "disgrace" is a very temporary embarrassment— an brief entr'acte more than an intermission.

Wait. Mira Nair is Zohran Mamdani’s mother?!

I see His Holiness has been stewing on the White Sox losing in extra innings yesterday

If either a) the shortest YouTube video on the subject is longer than 15 minutes or b) you need to buy more than $20 in tools, call a pro.

For comparison for those who don’t live in DC: Trump’s Parade vs. The Washington Nationals World Series Parade on the same street

They knew in advance that the parade would be bad.

it is, again, intensely funny that the entire country threw a massive "fuck that guy's birthday party" party in response to trump's birthday party

I’m glad the parade was a flop in terms of attendance, but I’m really surprised the actual parade itself sucked.

Coyote pups at Graceland Cemetery!

BREAKING NEWS: Local water sausage executes a flawless 360,493° ultra-zoom mega spin. Physicists baffled.

The original title for the London demo of “No Kings (Except for Charles the Third, He’s OK)” was rejected for being too long.

Oh, you're doomscrolling current events? That's baby shit. I'm doomscrolling the events of 536. A volcano just erupted in Iceland. Snow just fell during the summer in China. Crops are failing. All of the crops are failing.

Ok if someone asks you how to prep for No Kings, don't warn them about kettles and tear gas, warn them about the literal sun. "Bring a hat, sunscreen, snacks, twice as much water as you think you need, and flag/sign of your choice. Wear comfy shoes. If your phone is old bring a battery pack."

Y’all are trying to cross some sort of line between dooming and actively trying to depress turnout to protests wtf are some of you thinking seriously protests during the day are fairly fucking tame bring your families, get some food, and then when the sun goes down go home you did it good job

Someone should start the “Unexpectedly Arty @theslides.bsky.social” account.

overheard in a discussion with other faculty: "since Roe v Wade was overturned, 80% of the faculty Texas A&M has hired have been male."

Elevator with Samuel L. Jackson. That’s it.

Instead of using Star Wars to comment on current-day affairs, consider using Romance of the Three Kingdoms instead

Ukrainian dark humour has me in fucking tears 🤣🤣🤣 Is everyone in Ukraine a comedian by birth?

came across some art that depicts what it feels like to live in america in 2025

"The point is that he and his staff are operating on a different level of politics than basically everyone else right now, and the rest of society desperately needs to catch up. That level of politics, to reiterate, is one that is decided with guns." www.discourseblog.com/p/the-only-r...

Likely for the first time in history, in April 2025, the U.S. imported more wine from Canada than it exported (by value), resulting in a US$1.99 million wine trade deficit.