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cubmaam.bsky.social
I am a former RSS and a former volunteer firefighter (moved out of state looking for another fire department) She/Her
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Not a humor post, but I went on a date with a guy last night who reminded me of me before firefighting touched me. He was also super sweet. I think he made it to a 2nd date.

I thought I scared the snow away now it has come back in order to attack. My bots and followers let us stand together and fight the cold, snowy landscape. I command all of you to accelerate global warming!

I started HRT yesterday

I go up North and all the snow migrates south.

190 loyal followers and bots. With this power we are less than 99% of the way to conquering the world

171 followers! Thank you for joining the revolution. When we conquer this world, we shall have a pizza party! Just like in school and at work!

physics of climate impacts 101: - Stuff gets hot (worse heatwaves) - Hot air holds more water vapor (heavier rainfall) - Hot air is thirstier air (higher drought risk) - Warm water is hurricane food (stronger storms) - Hot water expands and hot ice melts (sea level rise)

157 followers! Soon we shall conquer what is left of this world. While the USA is busy learning about the elements fire and ice.

107 followers!!! Just need to get to 8 billion then I shall rule the world. Every trans individual shall get a blahaj

Who else absolutely loves parody accounts? Also any suggestions for parody accounts to follow?

78 followers! I am a celebrity! Lets go!!!!! Give me $1,000,000. A citizenship in a country with trans protections, and an apartment there then I will go on tour

And thank you as well @nakedpastor.bsky.social

@broclen.bsky.social thank you for the r/dankchristianmemes subreddit and discord server. When I realized I was trans I immediately felt like I was less of a Christian especially with the Christian discord server I was in calling the entire lgbt community an enemy

Who is Mark Cuban and why is he following me?

It's not wrong to use your energy to survive.

Is this what you voted for? LGBT people now also receiving threatening text messages. Texts threaten to send LGBT people to reeducation camps. #youvotedforthis #transnews www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...