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Dudes will literally say that love will not die but disintegrate and that in every new love the old one persists. Like they will literally say that there is a heartbreakingly beautiful continuum of love like ephemeral cobwebs swaying in the wind

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

like this tweet if ur a real person retweet if ur a psyop

submitted 78 days ago • 1 comment

now hang on just one second

submitted 83 days ago • 9 comments

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Nice tale, bro. Be it of woe?

submitted 83 days ago • 1 comment

If you don't have anything baller to say don't say anything at all

submitted 93 days ago • 2 comments

cmon bro do not hasten to bid me adieu

submitted 99 days ago • 3 comments

do you think a fart can serve cunt can a fart slay

submitted 115 days ago • 6 comments

submitted 123 days ago • 2 comments

wallace and gromit real

submitted 128 days ago • 1 comment

Unbelievable

submitted 158 days ago • 6 comments

HOW DID THIS GET PAST THE FILTERS

submitted 194 days ago • 15 comments

Me at home: Me at balls:

submitted 194 days ago • 1 comment

smartToilet 7:55am 🚽😏 smartToilet 7:57am lol smartToilet 8:00am hello?? smartToilet 8:01am are you mad at me smartFridge 8:05am hey man did u say something 2 toilet he's freaking out

submitted 245 days ago • 12 comments

more than zero people have cummed inside the bible

submitted 245 days ago • 1 comment

game on one monitor. bullshit on another. i love looking at crap

submitted 246 days ago • 8 comments

thank you apple, for changing everything

submitted 252 days ago • 12 comments

i headcanon shrek’s cum as tasting like sour apple jolly ranchers

submitted 267 days ago • 1 comment

i can like my own posts and nobody would know. has science gone too far ?

submitted 283 days ago • 0 comments

skeeters will hit share on just about anything these days

submitted 291 days ago • 1 comment

if your communicating w/ ppl online and you want to set a positive tone and show them that ur feelin genki just hit em at the end of a sentence with a bunch of explanation toints!!!!!

submitted 291 days ago • 3 comments

I wish people would stop licking their lips every time I turn into a giant ham. It’s a serious condition. Runs in my family 🥺

submitted 291 days ago • 2 comments

I’m in the genius book of world records

submitted 302 days ago • 0 comments

meal prepping 😌

submitted 304 days ago • 1 comment

Like if you have achieved hot dog nirvana. Repost if you are still on the noble hot dog eightfold path

submitted 331 days ago • 16 comments

Levels of funny online: "lol" - tickled a funny, but did not laugh out loud "LOL" - okay, that was actually funny, still did not laugh out loud "hehe" - you're silly "haha" - good one "HAHA" - I laughed, aloud What am I missing?

submitted 337 days ago • 3 comments

frotterdam

submitted 397 days ago • 0 comments