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Job done. The Rockies absolutely suck. #Mets

Senga has been pretty on point so far today. #Mets

The Jumbotron in CitiField is 17,000 square feet. 😱😳 #Mets Bigger than a house.

This lefty Rockies pitcher isn't much better. Every ball seems to be in the ground or way up out of the zone.

American ads are nothing but lawyers, drugs for this and that, and fast food. State.

Brandon Nimmo with a home run double then Soto just slams another out of the park for 7-1!

That Rockies pitcher looks like he's playing in slow motion. Lindor is such a solid, reliable player fielding and batting. #Mets

Now, enough football. Let's go, #Mets! Winning 4-1 top of the third.

Stop crying like children on the pitch. It's a fucking game.

Well. 😐

Inter bringing on an Albanian. OilBarons bring on Barcola. Says it all really.

Super goal that.

The Walking Dead in a nutshell. How I've wasted so much time on this is a disgrace. I'm finally out. "The crew finds a safe place, bad guys attack, find a new safe place, rinse and repeat over and over again."

Darragh Maloney is actually thick as the ditch. The worst football commentator stealing a living at #RTE

Ray Houghton talking about putting 'em under pressure. Yeah, thanks Big Jack. 🙄 #RTE

Richie Sadlier there talking like he's actually played at anything like this level. Bluffer.

A shower and I feel a little more alive. My Miles 72 tee which is so faded you wouldn't know it was Miles 72 but me and Miles know it.

JFC, it's barely over and not everyone has seen it. You fucking cunts.

If I scored in a CL Final I'd celebrate like a loony even if I had scored against my own family!

That's it now. Inter are cooked and eaten. Game over. This could be four or five.

Vitinha is a prick because of his wanky hair. Donnarumma and the rest of the OilBarons are pricks just because.

Nobody wants to see OilBarons FC win this but you can't see Inter doing it if it's an open game. A war of attrition is the only way for Inter.

I just had a tomato from SuperValu. It is enormous. One slice covers the slice of bread. The biggest tomato I've ever seen. Bet it tastes awful. 😐

JFC, is that Linkin Park? Chester Chessington would be mortified.

WTF is this superbowl shit on before the CL Final? Fuck off youse cunts.

And then the Invisible Touch stuff comes along. 🫩

Fell asleep there on the couch from three until just now 💤💤

Burn

Genesis at the BBC. Starts out with their finest moment. The one I bought as a single. The one that's still my favourite. Turn It On Again ❤️

I gave up on this after half an hour. The sea outside is raging, the ship is meant to be doing 36 knots! 🙄 No one is falling around the bridge. In that weather, at that speed, going hard port then starboard the ship would have flipped and sunk. A good book, failure of a movie.

I'm well up to date with movies. Only five years old. en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Greyhou...