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Old git N3 Japanese student, enjoys knitting, cats, and knitting cats. Stan OnlyOneOf! Stan XLOV! Stan Missile the pomeranian! The best Doctor Who episode is Face of Evil. (IS IT? MAYBE!) hosted #UnCoolPokemon50 in 2024.
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If you see this, i IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation.

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

Today my daughter played her last match and it broke her completely. Fuck you FA 🖕🏼.

submitted 4 days ago • 8 comments

Monday's diary: 8 items to knuckle down and finish. Actual Monday: so yeah IF I were to get that three night ferry from Denmark to Iceland it seems to be easiest to go to Gothenburg then Goteberg to get the ferry to Frederiskaven then two buses take you to the Danish port and-[does no work]

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

Devastated to click on the pic below and find out it is "zero apple" Fanta and not my beloved melon flavour. Quit playing games with my heart you bar stewards.

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

BRB immediately searching for crochet pattern for wumu-headgear (And hairstylist for Those Curls)

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Me and the Prof split our pocket money and made a donation. We're also interested in orgs where we could take more advantage of matching/gift aid... (not 'foxy aid', autocarrot)

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Start as you mean to go on

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

Bunged the good law project a few bob today and I'd recommend people keep them on their bookmarks for clarity when public commentary is wild. (and all this talk of toilets makes me want to go even MORE - bad news for my already stressed bladder) goodlawproject.org/resource/tra...

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

Ah I needed this today, on my day of no water and annoying work - oh Hyun oh XLOV merci merci danke asasssszzz kamsanmida gracias, congratulations *and* jubilations for your work

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

Massive water leak in CUSTARD TOWERS today. CUSTARD didn't want to wash their face with water *anyway*? (CUSTARD now has a big spot on their chin which they blame on use of a 'cleansing wipe' rather than water) Sigh!

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

My personal trainer is at it, again, showing me the best way to use the treadmill

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

Whilst I am at it let's all enjoy the crunchiest hairline known to humanity (hyunmanity) in the continuing series of xlov cosplaying (something CUSTARD doesn't know)

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

dear XLOV covering taemin's MOVE, thank you for this gift of #legintheair (with the exception of Haru who gets to stand at the back and laugh at the others) get mr hypermobility in the front, can't spell hyupermobile without RUI I suppose

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

One of the best things ever to happen in gaming is Link and wind waker pigs. Could anything really be much better??

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

karaoke selections from yest: a windmill in old amsterdam (alas based on a true story from my own garden stairs) ready to go by republica amsterdam by jacques brel (just for a bit more 'dam representation, think I did reasonably ok by virtue of just trying to sound as disgusted by the world as poss)

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

What with the onlyoneof fan drama (take care folks!) I shall think of some happier things my lads could be doing: - creating girl group cover songs on the otamatone - vlog series about touching different types of grass - team up with xlov at a perfumerie Just step away from dodgy TT lives?! Please?

submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment

As did I - to this day I can picture the wild apoth (a bit like a sloth) but don't reaaally know what a half-penny looks like. I mean I could do an educated guess but the apoth is a lot clearer

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

Phase 2 of CUSTARD AND THE PROF'S Big Day In. Georgette Heyer is so great!

submitted 12 days ago • 1 comment

XLOV went to go and make perfume, (collab with onlyoneof nine WHEN??), with a puppy named Haru. Mmm, wet dog scent. The Prof doesn't usually react to other animal noises, but Haru's bark made him sneeze! Me and the Prof are both EVOLs, but he only luv the scent of meaty chunks (as do I tbf)

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

JUST as a raven* landed on my door the other day, I learn that Hikawa Kiyoshi has teamed up with t.komuro (for it is he) for PARTY OF MONSTERS, heavy on the corvids and sparkles! Ge-ge-ge-geMONSTERS! Yokai bosh - genre of 2025 - calling it www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lp1O...

submitted 13 days ago • 1 comment

Despite the fact it is technically Tom talking below this is actually Phil talking and it's important to listen to what he finds to be true!

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

I am delighted to watch this millenial discourse make its way over to bsky! Millenials have not saved the world and spent too long in skinny troosers (i never wore them anyway and am now feeling smug in my elasticated waistband lief) - embrace the return to SOCKS! Let's go!

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments