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you got a switch 2 to play mario kart world. i got a switch 2 to play @eveningstar.studio penny's big breakaway at 60fps

"how can they charge $80 for this????" $75 and under games: "death of the darkest cult of the mad god's skull of the blood of the vengeance of the"

Close enough welcome back tony hawk

The entire flower cup in Mario kart world is just DAISY MENTIONED RAAAAAA🦅🦅🗿🗿🌹🌺🏜️🏜️🐪

Note: Claude capitulates. ChatGPT does not

Joke: "a game key card is a cheap, reduced memory card that contains a code to download a game" Woke: "a game key card works offline and contains the best game a Finnish demoscener can put together in 4kb"

today Bridget searches for the triforce www.twitch.tv/stephiestarr...

folks on both bsky and mastodon: what's your position on one vs the other at this point?

"wow I can't wait to listen to some music today" The fuck you guy who is now my music app:

balatro is 64 mb

tbh even as a JRPG maximalist i think if you're over 64 gb your game is too big

You can tell clair obscur is french bcause it's made entirely of je ne sais quoi

france and japan is toxic yuri. i will not elaborate

"breath of fresh air" is the favorite phrase of people who actually just hate turn based games

every gender transition is a statement in favor of human possibility and freedom and i’m tired of hearing it talked about like it’s some kind of disease

The Great Filter is the idea that, in the development of life from the earliest stages of abiogenesis to reaching the highest levels of development on the Kardashev scale, there is a barrier to development that makes detectable transgender rights exceedingly rare

Wife playing Pokemon crystal kaizo! www.twitch.tv/stephiestarr...

www.youtube.com/live/XLbTvt4... stop by!

Lucky Land really came in like "uh oh. we need to start giving people reasons to live"

My hypothesis is that Nintendo knows everyone in America is about to get a raise

dark secret: I love the vibe of etrian odyssey but don't actually like drawing the map

this is me if you even care

tired: "you don't need a nintendo" wired: "can't afford bread and they took away the circus"

no trans woman ever took my nintendo

My incendiary take is that motion smoothing TV has made the Nintendo switch usable in the year 2025

After all that has happened, the number of people who have not left Instagram or Twitter is staggering. Is this all pointless?

> Make a music app > No music Nintendo pls explain

"when we fire all the workers who's gonna be left to buy your products?" Rich people and their robots of course

Alexa AI will help you more easily order an Uber? My brother in christ I don't WANT to ride an Uber

i feel like life would be easier if I were a robot. I could say there are two Rs in strawberry and take 5 minutes to put a bottle of milk in the fridge and they'd give me $500 billion

Netflix of gaming? My brother in christ I don't even want a Netflix of movies

Day 2 of spreading our letter of concern about PlayStation's detachable disc drive. Don't like planned obsolescence? Spread this post. Let content creators know! Let the media know!! And most importantly send this to your local PlayStation support: docs.google.com/docu...

Evangelion Tapper was too pure to live

mark zuckerberg: I hate you, i'm gonna kill you, gimme $200 all the trans people on tiktok: let's go to reels

Guy On Doomed Planet Mostly Concerned With Skin Color Of People In Movies theonion.com/guy-on-...

wow just logged off and there are problems there too

Ah, the millennial experience of “every time you get some measure of financial and career stability, the world decides to do something extraordinarily stupid again”

being the target of genocide kinda blows ngl

i'm tired of being told to stop doomscrolling. i'm just scrolling, it's not my fault there's doom on there

maria: shadow... for all the people on that planet... please... fucking kill them. blow them up with a big space laser shadow: ok