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Fortunato (coughing): You’re certain the Criterion Closet is down here Montresor (picking up a trowel): Definitely. Have you thought about your picks yet

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Yeesh

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Detroit

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A sign I work in ag too much is when I’m going through the Midwest I just look at corn and bean fields and sit in judgement. Anyway, Michigan it’s mid-June your corn is like six inches tall what gives

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

Michigan is a top ten state for sure. Not enough people are talking about this.

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Everytime I ride Amtrak I’m always mildly surprised at how busy it is and marvel what demand would be like if it were actually *good*

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

The very cool thing about a four hour Amtrak layover in downtown Chicago is that even when it is very rainy I can just hop a bus without a ten minute wait and hang out at the Art Institute

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

It’s times like these I’m reminded that Lincoln is not a real city

submitted 11 days ago • 1 comment

I need you all to see the hype video that this person made to sell their 1994 Geo Metro

submitted 20 days ago • 375 comments

They say to know what you want your retirement to look like and it’s basically a 1:1 what Jacques Pepin does. Make simple meals well and play some bocce with friends.

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

YOU SHALL NOT HANG MAN ON A CROSS OF CRYPTO

submitted 28 days ago • 3 comments

All the udon noodles which I had just bought today expired last July (no shade, local market) so my fried noodle tofu required some changes on the fly and we’ll see how this goes

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Giro d’Italia biking past a center pivot into a storm feels very Tour de Nebraska

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submitted 33 days ago • 45 comments

Dodgers broadcast was discussing the science behind the perception of time between children and adults. After hearing the explanation, the color commentator pauses and asks, "Am I gonna feel any better?" Andy Pages then smashes a dinger into space, thus ending the existential crisis on commentary.

submitted 39 days ago • 43 comments

Southeastern Louisiana University is North of Baton Rouge

submitted 37 days ago • 0 comments

LA28 announces an official air taxi sponsor for 2028 which it's proposing as a way to avoid traffic — during the games they claimed would champion public transit. Keep in mind as you see stories about this "innovation" that this technology *does not exist* and does not have full approval to fly

submitted 39 days ago • 16 comments

If you walk into a restaurant and there’s a pre-teen doing math homework manning the register you’re gonna Eat Well.

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Pope Leo spotted on the 2005 World Series broadcast

submitted 45 days ago • 150 comments

One repost = one hard candy for Grandma Please consider it, her throat is so dry!!

submitted 45 days ago • 1 comment

No shit?

submitted 47 days ago • 0 comments

This could fix me

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“Red Headed Stranger” by Willie Nelson barely clears the 15 year mark, but it’s impressive that, “Across the Borderline” came out 30 years into Willie’s career and is so good. “Spirit” is also great. Honestly if you like Willie he puts out at least one Truly Great album a decade

submitted 53 days ago • 1 comment

A highlight from the (excellent) new Ben Affleck Criterion Closet vid.

submitted 56 days ago • 46 comments