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Incredibly fucked up, Nintendo.

submitted 16 hours ago • 67 comments

At least some of the controls are on the front of the new one. The OG was difficult cause I couldn’t even see them!

submitted 18 hours ago • 0 comments

Wtf Nintendo why did you design the controls all weird like this? It’s so hard to use! #nintendo

submitted 19 hours ago • 0 comments

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Hear me out. Taco Bell steak and jalapeño fries + soft taco. #livemas #fatass #mooooo

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

Uh what the fuck, I must have downloaded the wrong version of Married with Children.

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

Ugh gross. I don't even want to taco bout it.

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

#MAGA

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

This makes too much sense and I dunno why I never thought about it before. Those bagged salads from the grocery store...just dump all the shit in the bag, give it a few shakes, and eat it FROM THE BAG.

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

MC Chris is boohooing that his tour ticket sales are incredibly low. Maybe spending most of your career berating and insulting the fuck out of your fans that do go to shows is the reason. We have a group of 5 that would see shows till he was yelling at us at Drunken Unicorn years ago.

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

A real power play move is to reply to the emails scammers send saying they have videos of you jacking off with videos of you jacking off.

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

I need to poop but I'm on lunch and don't want to waste my own time doing it

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

My bluesky posts are kind of boring. How do I make myself more exciting?!

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

Just gonna throw this out there before everyone starts hoarding it again. TOILET PAPER IS MADE DOMESTICALLY. Most paper products are. Stop hoarding it like you’re some kind of fucking toilet paper dragon.

submitted 38 days ago • 0 comments

Leaked image of the new Goomba design from the latest un-announced Mario title on the Switch 2. Also hope yall got your pre-orders in, I scored mine. #Nintendo

submitted 43 days ago • 1 comment

Turns out #Kayne liked fish sticks this whole time.

submitted 44 days ago • 0 comments

Well the new Youtube desktop layout is hot fucking garbage. Here is how to fix it. www.reddit.com/r/youtube/co...

submitted 45 days ago • 0 comments

HEGSETH FOR POPE.

submitted 45 days ago • 430 comments

You should BEE thankful.

submitted 45 days ago • 0 comments

Woody Harrelson #pixardontsuemeplz

submitted 45 days ago • 0 comments

It probably vibrates too

submitted 50 days ago • 0 comments

I'm a DILF. Damn I love Frogs.

submitted 52 days ago • 0 comments

At the London Switch 2 hands on experience today, and heard something that stood out. Two staff on the Drag X Drive booth mentioned they'd been told to refer to these as "vehicles" and not wheelchairs. I got clarification they'd been told to do so.

submitted 54 days ago • 36 comments

Installing Office is always a random pain in the ass. Today it took 2 hours.

submitted 58 days ago • 0 comments

Worst song ever.

submitted 62 days ago • 1 comment

submitted 62 days ago • 0 comments

Yall mad about the Switch 2 prices gonna be even more mad when the tariffs kick in. :\

submitted 64 days ago • 0 comments

Have no friends? FB lets you make AI friends now to fill that hole in your empty life.

submitted 65 days ago • 0 comments

It's not too late Nintendo, we still got 4 minutes. Where is the Skyrim Remaster Re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-release

submitted 65 days ago • 0 comments

I really hope they introduce a new flavor for the Switch 2 cartridges, the new ones taste awful.

submitted 65 days ago • 0 comments

Nintendo be like "we have a new Tech Demo for the Switch 2 showing off it's new features. Btw, pay us for it". Ain't shit free in Nintendo Land.

submitted 65 days ago • 0 comments

Switch 2 will be a standard LCD display, expect an OLED version in 3-5 years for $100 more.

submitted 65 days ago • 0 comments

With Nintendo GameChat, you can play games with friends and feel like you're in a Teams meeting. There is even a "can I please share my screen with you?" feature.

submitted 65 days ago • 0 comments

GameChat will also let you Teams call someone in the middle of a session to be extra annoying.

submitted 65 days ago • 0 comments

Watching your empire crumble while you cosplay as Tony Stark on Twitter must be exhausting especially when even your Tesla stock crashes harder than your rockets.

submitted 66 days ago • 1 comment

Elon wants empathy. Imagine having an army of neckbeards ready to die on a hill for you… and still being the punchline in every group chat you weren't invited to.

submitted 66 days ago • 0 comments

My biggest grip with Bluesky is when I get notifications, I cannot figure out how to see what the fuck the context is. Someone replies to something and I dunno how to see what it is they replied to.

submitted 69 days ago • 0 comments