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[in Chilli's waitress voice]: "Hey, folks, are we enjoying our anti-vax administration?"

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RESULT: Nicusor Dan, the centrist mayor of Bucarest, will be the next president of Romania. A big loss for the far-right: its candidate George Simion got 41% in round one, but didn’t grow enough, & turnout surging worked against him. Simion is down 54.3% to 45.7% with 96% reporting.

submitted 17 days ago • 94 comments

Stop trying to make "jizz" happen!

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

Conservative commentator [visibly erect and seething]: "Uh, no, that ain't it, chief. That has nothing to do with my views on her candidacy."

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

If you won't hold these nuts in your mouth, consider holding them in your thoughts.

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

The fact that Griffin conceded the race is legitimately surprising to me. I really expected them to ratfuck this one over the finish line.

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

Terrified that I might accidentally like a LinkedIn post while briefly scrolling through my LinkedIn feed.

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

While you highlight it, please note is the product of local journalism, which has been carrying a lot of the burden in an environment where national outlets simply can't cover everything everywhere all at once. Support your local journalists!

submitted 36 days ago • 395 comments

it couldn't be more obvious they are preparing for eruptions this summer and a subsequent crackdown

submitted 37 days ago • 124 comments

You gotta love human perceptions of time. If something happened to a computer once two years ago, and then again at any point in the last 4 months, it now counts as "this issue has been happening continuously for the last two years and nobody has done anything about it."

submitted 37 days ago • 0 comments

I really wish fellow non-shitheads would stop using the same language employed by bigots to defend civil rights. I still see "being gay isn't a choice" type posts. Choice is not the issue. Bigotry should not be condoned, and people should not lose their rights over consensual sexual activity.

submitted 40 days ago • 0 comments

Oh good, we're on to the "arresting judges for specious crimes" portion of the presidency.

submitted 40 days ago • 0 comments

Devastated to report that I have, in fact, read a book or two, and am still kind of a dummy.

submitted 41 days ago • 0 comments

In Gaza, World Central Kitchen @wck.org is among the last organizations still able to cook meals. The IDF has shut all crossings to shipments, including humanitarian relief. We are now nearing the end of our supplies—and the limits of what’s possible. mailchi.mp/wck/4-23-25-...

submitted 42 days ago • 3 comments

i think people are missing the forest for the trees with this one. RFK Jr wants complete centralized knowledge of every American's health in order to exact control on what medications are allowed and in order to fabricate "evidence" for each and all of his nonsense theories.

submitted 44 days ago • 182 comments

I've been telling people for a long time that American culture is fundamentally eugenicist, and after decades of successful public health advances, they're sick of watching their genetic inferiors get away with it.

submitted 44 days ago • 0 comments

it's important this go as viral as the original story for morale purposes if nothing else. despite the image they project these people are NOT unaccountable. consequences CAN be forced. focused anger and outrage MATTERS.

submitted 45 days ago • 194 comments

NOW SKIP HOLD ON NOW YOU KNOW THAT ONE GOOD OP ED PERFORMANCE BY DAVID BROOKS DOESN’T MAKE UP FOR A DECADE OF AVERAGE PLAY BE SERIOUS SKIP

submitted 48 days ago • 23 comments

My wife asked me, "What does the Arts Tax even pay for?" and I had the profound pleasure of pulling up one of my many spreadsheets and telling her EXACTLY what Portland's Arts Tax pays for, because I'm the type of person who puts that data into a spreadsheet. For fun.

submitted 50 days ago • 0 comments

No, sir, it is YOU who should gargle MY balls. Send.

submitted 50 days ago • 0 comments

Real fucking fun to see how many institutions are lining up to embrace fascism. No one has been "mistakenly" deported. Part of the whole point is to scare the shit out of immigrants. Exiling political agitators will be a fun little bonus, but the main goal is ethnic cleansing.

submitted 51 days ago • 0 comments

How is this stupid fucking racist-ass country of temporarily embarrassed millionaires supposed to survive? Even if we don't plunge headlong into a mass casualty fascist nightmare, are we just going to pretend that dems and GOP can be united in any common cause besides insider trading?

submitted 51 days ago • 0 comments

LOOK AT YOUR CHILD - Gator Days

submitted 51 days ago • 21 comments

"Kenya has spoken, and the message is clear: aid without accountability is no aid at all. This is not anti-science or anti-progress. It is pro-justice. Pro-democracy. Pro-African agency."

submitted 55 days ago • 2 comments

Mother of God

submitted 55 days ago • 0 comments

Mecha anime when the narrator is about to say some shit revealing the futility of individual action in the face of global calamity

submitted 56 days ago • 11 comments

My favorite part of any stand up special is the joke where most of the audience is laughing but that one person really gets it.

submitted 56 days ago • 1 comment

ELECTION RESULT: A team of city council members in Rolla, Missouri, have been pushing anti-LGTB policies, including a ban on drag shows and book censorship. Voters just ousted all three of these city councilors who were running for reelection, backing candidates backed by a local LGBT group.

submitted 57 days ago • 1099 comments