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spacesiiiiick on a spaceshiiiiip

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“Where is it? Where is the warrant?” Watch NYC comptroller and mayoral candidate Brad Lander detained at an immigration court⬇️

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oomfs hop on i just set a world record

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i appreciate deltarune for giving us nonbinary shithead representation

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gen Z john lennon would 100% be making those "body positive" murals of trans women

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my turn to draw Kris in skirts #deltarune

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dude i wish we did transgender for everybody. the world would be a much nicer place if we transgender for everybody

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This is Donkey Kong, a big strong ape with a big appetite to match. (montage of all his funny faces) He's quite the character! He can jump... (5-second-long footage of jumping) roll... (5-second-long footage of rolling) ...and punch (5-second-long footage of punching) his way through obstacles.

submitted 2 days ago • 10 comments

i got another fuckin crab for my birthday

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ATTENTION: today is national cassidy cypress day. please behave accordingly

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

People will tell you that they view property destruction as equivalent to violence against a person, but that's not true. They think property destruction is worse

submitted 3 days ago • 181 comments

alvvays s/t is like a top 10 all-time debut album

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big day for me. the niche name clue in the NYT was a chess player

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getting to use an interoffice pneumatic tube system would fix me

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are we still importing south africans or did that stop after we kicked the big one out

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using "the other guy sucks!" as a voting tactic is bad both because 1) if you announce you're willing to vote for a bad candidate just because the other guy is worse, that's all you'll get & 2) it clearly doesn't work, as evidenced by how the worse parties win at least half of the time anyway

submitted 3 days ago • 115 comments

serenaded my cat with "god only knows" for the six thousandth time. beginning to worry she still isn't getting how beautifully the lack of either a clear tonal or structural centre conveys the tragic, totalising ambiguity that all love is built upon

submitted 3 days ago • 2 comments

birthday tomorrow...

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

Use code NA1C25C0NPER1SH in Pokémon Scarlet & Violet to receive Wolfe Glick's Incineroar — code expires June 20th #pokémon

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Some of us are attending both the military parade and the protests. It’s called loving democracy

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I love that a politician can say something like “I believe mice naturally spawn out of grain” and the news will now just treat that as a legitimate line of thought

submitted 4 days ago • 264 comments

There is apparently an unofficial fox linux mascot

submitted 4 days ago • 90 comments

iran war disrupts caitlyn jenner tel aviv experience

submitted 5 days ago • 192 comments

BREAKING: A Kansas state court reversed a decision that would require transgender people in Kansas to have the wrong gender markers on their IDs.

submitted 5 days ago • 49 comments

being asexual and autistic means every so often i encounter some weird-sounding sex act and ask an allosexual if it's like, common practice, and the conversation has a 50/50 shot at continuing either "no, what kind of porn are you watching" or "you mean you've never fucked a grapefruit??"

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why aren't you responding 😔

submitted 5 days ago • 69 comments

"Doctors looked at my body, and couldn’t decide whether to mark M or F on my birth certificate. So instead of changing the form, they tried to change my body. "What I experienced is the opposite of gender-affirming care; it's gender enforcement... "I deserved to make those decisions for myself."

submitted 5 days ago • 3 comments

i dont get involved in politics, im not interested in news, but ill gladly let an IDF guy glue my dick hole shut if it'll help him feel safe

submitted 5 days ago • 46 comments

bluesky selects for agency

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what the fuck were they cooking when they made this a mandatory unlock mechanic dawg

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Lifehack: turn yourself into a cyborg and fuck your best friend (who is also a cyborg)

submitted 5 days ago • 15 comments

i need to be in more discord servers that i rarely talk in. mutuals add me on discord so i can join your servers and rarely talk in them

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it's my birthday on monday who's buying me a switch 2

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5'11 is a nonbinary-coded height

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Just walkmogged some waitcucks at a traffic light’s pedestrian crossing. Enjoy the cold, dears - I’ll be over here, fifteen steps ahead of you and in touch with my city’s heartbeat

submitted 6 days ago • 61 comments

kris

submitted 6 days ago • 14 comments