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I donate to WXPN and buy the good apple cider by the gallon so you know I’m a big deal. Ranch is gross but creamy Italian is the nectar of the gods. Coffee is life.
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Friendly reminder, saying “It’s Friday!” to a bartender doesn’t create the feelings you think it does.

I’m not looking at those other sites, has Tangerine Palpatine mentioned yesterday?

Throwback Thursday on @wxpnfm.bsky.social tomorrow is Music from SNL and it just reminds me that Jason Isbell has never played SNL…but Morgan Wallen has played it twice?!?!?!?!?!

PA is so wierd, everytime a dj on @wxpnfm.bsky.social reads off the broadcast areas it sounds like Lyle Lanley listing off all the towns his monorail has put on the map in the Simpsons.

I just increased my monthly donation to @wxpnfm.bsky.social for this Member Drive. Some people have called me a hero and I’m not going to disagree with them or ask them to say it quieter.

I have to apologize to all Central PA folks for the upcoming flooding. I just watched tonight’s #TheLastofUs episode.

16 year old and I got out n the water for the first time this year. Matilda was a fan of running in the woods after squirrels.

Well it happened, my 13 year old became a woman during gym class today😳

My son’s memorial service is tomorrow. I’ve come to grips with everything but I’m still not ready. He was a pure soul, a beacon that people gravitated to and smiled after meeting him. He should still have years of creating art yet tomorrow I’ll hear tributes about his life. This is what unfair is.

Camping season starts two weeks from tomorrow!!!

Don’t know why my TikTok feed is full of Greek vs Italian food videos but I’m now fully team Greek food.

Will we charge you even though you cancelled in person? Yes!!! Did you cancel before any new charges were incurred? Yes!!! Will we get the money immediately? Yes!!! Will it take 7-10 business day for us to refund you? HELL YES!!! Eat a bag of rancid assholes Planet Fitness.

Look how comfortable that dog is on Tyler Shough’s lap. GREEN FLAG. That’s the kind of teammate I want in my QB room.

It’s Shadur Hackenburg now right? #nfldraft

I love you Harrisburg, don’t listen to all the shit that gets talked about you.

JESUS: *holds up bread* this is my body *holds up wine* this is my blood *holds up hotdog* this is a sandwich lol JUDAS: ok that DOES IT

Interesting that RFKJR brought up paying taxes and holding a job before anything else. He doesn’t care about kids, he wants to protect the wage slaves.

Listening to people in Chattanooga talk about how visitors mispronounce town names and I just laughed and laughed in Pennsylvanian.

The worst feeling a parent can deal with is speaking about a kid in the past tense…and I’ll always have to do that now.

Good morning America....🌞

Thank you @wxpnfm.bsky.social . I received the worst news a parent can ever receive today and you have helped me get through it.

#fuckcancer

This is what a critically endangered Red Wolf looks like. If we work together, we can save them 🐺 nywolf.org

In 2006 I left Chattanooga vowing to never step foot back in that wretched hive of scum and villaney. This weekend I have to go back to say final goodbyes to a child. I hate this city with a passion.

Obsessed with the @wxpnfm.bsky.social vinyl cam. I’m going to get NOTHING done at work today.

It’s #vinylday and I’m so excited to get introduced to new awesome weirdo music on @wxpnfm.bsky.social !

www.pennlive.com/news/2025/04... Georgie boy, this doesn’t happen if you don’t try to sink the Harrisburg Summer Concert Series!

I just spent 10 minutes walking around my office looking for my @wxpnfm.bsky.social coffee mug…all while drinking coffee out of it. How is your Monday starting?

We gotta stop thinking that Trump supporters shrinking 401(k)s are going to change their minds…most red state voters think 401k is a new interstate.

Listen I love you #wxpn weirdos but if I hear the Joanna Newsome alien song anywhere the next listener countdown I will burn radio to the ground.

@yachtbrunch.bsky.social im not up to date with Saturday brunch schedule, is it the same as Sunday or later? Bringing the GF for her first Sturges brunch tomorrow.