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Glenn / Rando '94 Anchor Baby 🇵🇹🇺🇸 / NH Native / Father of 👧👦🐶🐱/ Creative / Gamer / Twitch Affiliate / QC / Mediocre at Best / Punch Nazis Hail Satan / (He/Him) ☮️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸🇺🇦🇸🇩☮️ Twitch.tv/DadFite
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RIP Jonathan Joss

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Following fandom subs on Reddit is wild! Do you Goons even like this show? Most of you talk like you're face deep in your phones while it plays in the background.

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

Throwback to when Microsoft canned one of the coolest concepts for a Fable game 😢

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

Some of THE dumbest people work for DoorDash.

submitted 112 days ago • 0 comments

What kendrick did to drake, I need bill burr to do to ben shapiro comedically and professionally

submitted 115 days ago • 193 comments

Someone take me away somewhere warm... I HATE IT HERE!

submitted 115 days ago • 0 comments

How hard is it to submit someone's hours on time? Like I could use that money waaaay sooner than later.

submitted 117 days ago • 0 comments

Sometimes I accidentally bring my reddit humor to BlueSky, and I'm not sure that's ok.

submitted 121 days ago • 0 comments

Guess who didn't get to play avowed last night because the Game Pass App is garbage and forced me to reinstall Avowed after their broken ass update continuously spit out "Error Code: Butthole"

submitted 123 days ago • 0 comments

As is true with most sex pests.

submitted 124 days ago • 0 comments

What's the point of pre-installing Avowed last night, only to come home to a 66.6gb update?! Where was this update at 6am when I saw the game was ready to play?!

submitted 124 days ago • 0 comments

Is it weird that I kind of want Bill Burr as president? I mean. It's not anymore batshit than what's going on now, and at least he makes sense when he talks.

submitted 128 days ago • 1 comment

Lol the nerds in the Lord of the Rings subreddit are absolutely seething about The Ring of Power getting renewed for a 3rd season.

submitted 129 days ago • 0 comments

Oh I'm sorry. I can commit Guantanamo style torture but can't say "d*** ******g *** ****e"?! **STOP CENSORING CHAT IN "M RATED" GAMES!**

submitted 129 days ago • 0 comments

I refuse to watch anything out of chronological order. If that upsets you, so be it. You're not invited to the watch party.

submitted 130 days ago • 0 comments

There's a special place in hell for people that hear you whistling a tune, and immediately start whistling a different song louder.

submitted 130 days ago • 0 comments

American Republicans for some reason:

submitted 139 days ago • 0 comments

A big "screw you" to AMD for cutting support on the Vega 64 GPUs. Guess I'm just stuck at ver 24.9 forever. 🖕

submitted 141 days ago • 0 comments

Exploding Nazi dome in the new Sniper Elite while sipping red wine. Could I be more classy?

submitted 142 days ago • 0 comments

Patiently awaiting my deportation or alien abduction. Either way. Take me far away. I hate it here!

submitted 142 days ago • 0 comments

Not me blasting dubstep at 6am through your upper-class neighborhood on my way to be an "unskilled" worker 😱

submitted 142 days ago • 1 comment

Time to smoke video games and play weed.

submitted 143 days ago • 0 comments

My anaconda don't want none unless you g̷̨̡̖͎̹̜̰̝̋̉̈̌̀̌̚͜ͅo̴͎̘͍͊́t̸̠̮͍̩͚̰̅̄̆͊̎̀́̐̏͐ ̶̨̘̲̼͖͗͊̏͒b̸̦͓̺̬̆̈́̌͐̿̈̚͝u̴͈̼̓ń̸̲̹̜̝̠͓̞̫͇̞̓̀́̉̇͊̕̚s̷̭̮͎̼̙̙͐͋͛̅͋̏̕͜ ̶̲͔͍͍̈́͒̂̚h̶̛͈̺͒͜͜ų̸̡͕̼̤͇͎́͂̇̈́̏̚ͅn̷̟̭̰̳̟̳̟̞̤̙̒

submitted 143 days ago • 0 comments

Imagine 10 days into your new job and you get 70 people killed because you keep acting like a know-it-all. Unless you're in the military. Your boss would most likely fire you. So remind me. Why does Trump still have a job?

submitted 143 days ago • 0 comments

Yea. I get it. I hate half the stuff I post too. You're not special.

submitted 143 days ago • 0 comments

I go to the bathroom to fart. This is a safety precaution not common courtesy.

submitted 143 days ago • 0 comments

I'm no PR professional, but that's not how I would advertise for Black Hawk Down 2: Electric Boogaloo

submitted 143 days ago • 0 comments

She has yet to dispute my claim!

submitted 143 days ago • 0 comments

An idea I had a while ago for a comic / animated series. Maybe I'll pick back up on it soon? 🤔

submitted 143 days ago • 0 comments

Are helicopters and planes not supposed to kiss mid air?

submitted 143 days ago • 0 comments

My boss said, "no" :[

submitted 143 days ago • 0 comments

Everyone shut the fuck up! This is important... Hello Kitty Island Adventure dropped today!

submitted 143 days ago • 0 comments

I'm a huge fan of the sequel

submitted 143 days ago • 0 comments

CEOs are the worst. Remember when people who ran a company actually gave a fuck about the products they make? Take a look at Andrew Wilson of EA. I bet that chud has never picked up a controller in his life.

submitted 143 days ago • 0 comments

Work? Can't we just snuggle and watch Star Trek instead?

submitted 143 days ago • 0 comments

Sneezing with your mouth closed may cause microfractures in your skull. Or at least feel like it.

submitted 143 days ago • 0 comments

EA ruined BioWare the second they bought them out. Greed. Greed never changes.

submitted 143 days ago • 0 comments

This is exactly why I'm not famous! Well... That and no one would hire me.

submitted 143 days ago • 0 comments

"... And further more, Mister Jr. Not only is this blatant advertising for misinformation. They're just plain ugly."

submitted 144 days ago • 0 comments

you are loved, we will win

submitted 145 days ago • 89 comments

The perfect Birthday gift doesn't e- Sandfall Interactive: store.steampowered.com/app/1903340/...

submitted 144 days ago • 0 comments

Everyone cryin over the lack of Grand Theft Auto 6 news. I'm just sittin here wondering "when is PC finally going to get GTA Online Enhanced and Expanded?"

submitted 145 days ago • 0 comments

Who's everyone's LEAST favorite actor? Idk what it is, but I have never liked Ben Stiller. Imo he's had like 3 solid roles and everything else was dog water.

submitted 145 days ago • 0 comments

Thank God for the tariff. I'm so sick of Columbia! Nothing but cheap ugliness. As a country we are so much better off without these products! And let's be honest... North Faces are a lot nicer.

submitted 146 days ago • 0 comments

Valentine's Day is coming up soon. Who's going to be my sweetheart and buy me a portable EMP Launcher? 🤞😍

submitted 146 days ago • 0 comments

Next up in tonight's news. Fire is hot.

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